Would you rather

[BringBackDitka54]

Post your best/ most fucked-up would you rather questions here. I'll begin.

Would you rather marry a stripper, or have your only daughter become one?

 

[JimJohnson]

Post your best/ most fucked-up would you rather questions here. I'll begin.

Would you rather marry a stripper, or have your only daughter become one?

Marry the stripper.

My Question: Would you rather be a catcher or pitcher in prison?

 

[Camden Cutler]

2 post in and it already became homosexual...pitcher


My queston: would you rather spend 1 minute in hell (let's just say it's real and horrible as we all think) or spend 1 year in jail

 

[ShiftyDevil]

2 post in and it already became homosexual...pitcher


My queston: would you rather spend 1 minute in hell (let's just say it's real and horrible as we all think) or spend 1 year in jail

Lame.

Better would you rather:

Would you rather wear one rollerblade for the rest of your life (the mother ****** stays on come hell or high water), or, **** your mother once.

 

[Rustysurf83]

Lame.

Better would you rather:

Would you rather wear one rollerblade for the rest of your life (the mother ****** stays on come hell or high water), or, **** your mother once.

Mother.

Would you rather take a glass bottle up the ass or have to wear a CB2000 for the rest of your life?

 

[JimJohnson]

Lame.

Better would you rather:

Would you rather wear one rollerblade for the rest of your life (the mother ****** stays on come hell or high water), or, **** your mother once.

**** mom.

Mother.

Would you rather take a glass bottle up the ass or have to wear a CB2000 for the rest of your life?

Are we talking like a coca cola glass bottle or oberweis chocolate milk glass bottle?

2 post in and it already became homosexual...pitcher


My queston: would you rather spend 1 minute in hell (let's just say it's real and horrible as we all think) or spend 1 year in jail

1 min hell

 

[Rustysurf83]

Milk bottle...one thats going to break...

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

2 post in and it already became homosexual...pitcher


My queston: would you rather spend 1 minute in hell (let's just say it's real and horrible as we all think) or spend 1 year in jail

So you'd rather be the guy inserting??? Fucking homo....

 

[Penny Traitor]

Would you rather sleep in a bed with ten live rats or ten dead cats?

 

[JimJohnson]

So you'd rather be the guy inserting??? Fucking homo....

He's gonna bust his nut too

 

[JimJohnson]

Would you rather sleep in a bed with ten live rats or ten dead cats?

Easily the dead cats

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Marry the stripper.

My Question: Would you rather be a catcher or pitcher in prison?

Pitcher. Being the catcher is something that you're never gonna forget.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

2 post in and it already became homosexual...pitcher


My queston: would you rather spend 1 minute in hell (let's just say it's real and horrible as we all think) or spend 1 year in jail

A year in jail. It wouldn't be so bad, your only responsibility would be not getting stabbed. Other than that, it'd be pretty stress-free.

 

[JimJohnson]

Pitcher. Being the catcher is something that you're never gonna forget.

But what if you pitch and cum? Then people might think you're ***.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Would you rather wear one rollerblade for the rest of your life (the mother ****** stays on come hell or high water), or, **** your mother once.

One roller blade no question. After a few months, you could find ways to pick up chicks by showing off that rollerblade.

 

[JimJohnson]

A year in jail. It wouldn't be so bad, your only responsibility would be not getting stabbed. Other than that, it'd be pretty stress-free.

and not getting ass fucked

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Mother.

Would you rather take a glass bottle up the ass or have to wear a CB2000 for the rest of your life?

It depends how big the bottle is. If we're talking just a little European bottle, I'd take the bottle.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Would you rather sleep in a bed with ten live rats or ten dead cats?

Ten dead cats easily. Feeling something crawling all over you would be disgusting. Either way, I wouldn't sleep though.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

But what if you pitch and cum? Then people might think you're ***.

Just make sure you don't cum. That means you're not ***.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Would you rather fight 3 rabid dogs with the thirst for blood, and all you have is a samurai sword, OR fight one grizzly bear charging at you from 100 yards away, and all you have is one bullet in a pistol?