Would you rather

[Unannounced Fart]

A year in jail. It wouldn't be so bad, your only responsibility would be not getting stabbed. Other than that, it'd be pretty stress-free.

Yeah man, you get 3 free meals a day, can sleep in, and don't need to pay rent. Just don't drop the soap and you're good.

No joke, I know of people who picked to do jail time instead of doing community service b/c they didn't want to do all that work.

 

[JimJohnson]

Would you rather fight 3 rabid dogs with the thirst for blood, and all you have is a samurai sword, OR fight one grizzly bear charging at you from 100 yards away, and all you have is one bullet in a pistol?

rabid dogs.. if I could exchange the pistol for bear spray, I'd do that though.