Would your girlfriend/wife leave you for an NFL player?

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  • Nope. I'm too alpha brah. Wooood jim johnson her

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • Nope. The D too good

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Easily. I'm a beta

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • Depends on the player

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • fuk your dum shuit if cuke yourmom assshole

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • :'(

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • Total voters
    22

AnDelusionalDog

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The question should be, would you let your wife get pregnant by an NFL player so that you could benefit from the child support? I vote yes for two reasons. 1) Money, 2) I would push the kid really hard in to sports and since I'm the "every day dad" I would be the one that he buys a house for.... so essentially more money.

Also, what's with the painted on eyebrows? They look like two really big rectangular moles above her eyes.



Lol I was gonna post something similar... me and my gf have stated that if either of us can somehow marry a celeb/sports star then it's allowed as long as we get divorced and lots of alimony and then get back together with each other.

edit: but I voted my d is too good... because well it is ;)
 

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If my girlfriend didn't leave me for Jimmy Garoppolo, I would question her judgment and leave her

Considering he's about to treat Tom Brady like he's Drew Bledsoe and dethrone him as the starting QB of the Patriots, that might be a good decision on her part.
 

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Maybe Shane Carden or Dewayne Harris
 

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