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You're taste in music is suspect and therefore null and void in any future conversations pertaining to it.
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You're taste in music is suspect and therefore null and void in any future conversations pertaining to it.
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Bullshit. Listen to Willow Smith's song tell me which is worse her song or Friday. I'd rather get raped in the ass by a nucks fan while blowing a wings fan while jacking off flyer fans, than listen to Willow Smith's hot pile of shit called a song.
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I have heard the "Whip My Hair" song and "Friday" is still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. They both suck donkey balls for sure but Friday is the epitome of what is wrong with "pop" music. Whip My Hair is just what happens when nepotism sneaks into pop music.
And you're just racist.
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Stop it right here!
Aren't you the one who just started a thread about a guy finding a jellybean?
Yep, you just confirmed it by imitating Eddie. Hey there's a good concept for you and the Mrs if you're into roll playing. You think he gives the play by play and makes jokes while they're doing it?
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No whip my hair is a trillion times worse, you sir are WRONG. At least Friday doesnt repeat the same lyrics 54 FUCKING TIMES.
On another note, after watching Britney Spears' womanizer video, I want to have sex with her again.
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Go for it. She was with Kevin Federline. So anyone has a chance with her apparently.
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Yeah, no I don't think so.
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Whip My Hair, while monotonous and silly, is better then Friday. I am not sure if that Smith song was written by her or someone close to her, but the song holds a little relevance to the African American culture. Apparently hair is a big thing. Chris Rock did a documentary about black folks hair, and what constitutes good vs bad hair.
Friday was written by some douchebag corporate man that hasn't been a teenager in forever, much less a teenage girl, and how is way outta touch. Terrible writing, coupled with too much autotune, and following a pop formula we have all been overexposed to make it terrible, hackney, and honestly insulting. Why is a 13 year old girl so excited about Friday? No way a kid can appreciate the day.
Friday was written by some douchebag corporate man that hasn't been a teenager in forever, much less a teenage girl, and how is way outta touch. Terrible writing, coupled with too much autotune, and following a pop formula we have all been overexposed to make it terrible, hackney, and honestly insulting. Why is a 13 year old girl so excited about Friday? No way a kid can appreciate the day.
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Not Politically Correct
In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Sanford, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a mustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Face Book. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick buzzard.”
The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.
In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Sanford, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a mustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Face Book. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick buzzard.”
The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.
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I'd rather listen to Friday over Whip My Hair. Whip My Hair is the song they used to break the guy that told them where bin Laden was.
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I honestly don't know what i would do if I was told I had to listen to one or the other.
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This should help stimulate the brain cells. Answers are at the bottom.
1. Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
2. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
6. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
8. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
9. What was the President's Name in 1975?
10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
of the egg is white"?
12. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?
Here are the Answers
1. Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
Answer: It's a dollar more.
2. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
6. What word in t he English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
8. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to
take pictures.
9. What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama
10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place,
not first.
11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow
12. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them
all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
stack
1. Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
2. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
6. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
8. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
9. What was the President's Name in 1975?
10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
of the egg is white"?
12. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another
field?
Here are the Answers
1. Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
Answer: It's a dollar more.
2. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The
second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the
world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by
four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
6. What word in t he English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
8. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to
take pictures.
9. What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama
10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place,
not first.
11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk
of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow
12. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other
field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them
all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big
stack
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