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Taco deserves the award more than you
Best Sock Puppet Award
Can you try not to be a bitter old twat for once?
Taco deserves the award more than you
Best Sock Puppet Award
HoF 2019 lunch went as follows:
Mick stabbed Ares with a salad fork for showing up to the lunch (ironically) wearing a MAGA hat.
Windy provided the table with 972 mock drafts of all possible lunch combos we might order.
nvan didn't even fucking show up to lunch, he just popped in, talked about Florida for a few mins, and peace'd out.
remy tried to staunch the bleeding from Ares wound, but then he saw a dolphin and ran off like the Japanese guys in that episode of South Park.
Windy stabbed me again between appetizers and entrees when I brought up the topic of Cameron Meredith.
remy returned for dessert wearing the head of a dolphin he had killed.
As lunch wrapped up, a very alert dolphin-blood high remy asked "Did that plant move?, pointing to the far end of the room.
It did.... it was fisch, and we're all dead now.
This is an amazing honor.
I wanted to start by thanking a couple of important people too me reaching this pinnacle.
Thank you first and foremost to my employer for not checking browsing histories and for not blocking this website. It has allowed me to get through a number of mind numbing hours.
I would also like to thank my wife and kids. Without them I would have not one to hide in the bathroom from and check the site.
I would like to thank Mark Trestman and John Fox for being so awful. Without them I would not have been an overly emotional mess that needed to post to deal with my feelings.
It has been a long journey and I look forward to many more miles with you guys.
Don't forget: The site also crashed as the lunch was going on.
Thanks, I'm humbled.
was the lunch during a bears game?
Hall of fame snubs? Here are some of mine. I think they were all eligible, but I’m not 100% sure:
Hehateme (most influential poster)
Omeletpants (most well known poster)
The Shoopster (most infamous poster)
Warden of the Northeast (Hot or not thread)
RorySparrow (CCS’s reality check)
Bears26 (update legend)
HHM is already in, agreed on Rory and b26. The rest are crap.
Hall of fame snubs? Here are some of mine. I think they were all eligible, but I’m not 100% sure:
Hehateme (most influential poster)
Omeletpants (most well known poster)
The Shoopster (most infamous poster)
Warden of the Northeast (Hot or not thread)
RorySparrow (CCS’s reality check)
Bears26 (update legend)
Bears26 would have been a deserving honorable mention for me until the end of season loss to the Eagles. Guy was talking up some violent stuff to happen to Parkey and his family, Parkey needs to be gone but not that way.
This is an amazing honor.
I wanted to start by thanking a couple of important people too me reaching this pinnacle.
Thank you first and foremost to my employer for not checking browsing histories and for not blocking this website. It has allowed me to get through a number of mind numbing hours.
I would also like to thank my wife and kids. Without them I would have not one to hide in the bathroom from and check the site.
I would like to thank Mark Trestman and John Fox for being so awful. Without them I would not have been an overly emotional mess that needed to post to deal with my feelings.
It has been a long journey and I look forward to many more miles with you guys.
You can nominate Warden and Alpha Male for the 2020 class.
:cringe:
Beta boy has gone missing for a while now, he is deserving of some sort of whining category though. I'm sure Mr Wardrobe will get there someday, if shoopster comes back maybe he'll make Wardrobe famous in a good way.
Godwin's Law. Hitler comparisons are the product of a weak, lazy, Liberal mindHard to argue with that.
"Omeletpants (most well known poster)" Hitler was well known.
"The Shoopster (most infamous poster)" Again Hitler.
"Warden of the Northeast (Hot or not thread)" One thread that hasn't been posted in for months? He is more famous now for his wardrobe, which I'll admit is fabulous.
AldiPOS is more hall worthy than those three dopes.
Bears26 would have been a deserving honorable mention for me until the end of season loss to the Eagles. Guy was talking up some violent stuff to happen to Parkey and his family, Parkey needs to be gone but not that way.
Bears26 would have been a deserving honorable mention for me until the end of season loss to the Eagles. Guy was talking up some violent stuff to happen to Parkey and his family, Parkey needs to be gone but not that way.
Bears26 would have been a deserving honorable mention for me until the end of season loss to the Eagles. Guy was talking up some violent stuff to happen to Parkey and his family, Parkey needs to be gone but not that way.
Hard to argue with that.
"Omeletpants (most well known poster)" Hitler was well known.
"The Shoopster (most infamous poster)" Again Hitler.
"Warden of the Northeast (Hot or not thread)" One thread that hasn't been posted in for months? He is more famous now for his wardrobe, which I'll admit is fabulous.
AldiPOS is more hall worthy than those three dopes.
Godwin's Law. Hitler comparisons are the product of a weak, lazy, Liberal mind