Your cat doesn't love you...

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This is why your people eat cats

Pretty sure they have no limitations on eating dogs either. Just saying. We are talking about mods tho? Amirite?
 

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Nice! If they were big enough, a pet cat would rip out your throat in a heartbeat.

And that's exactly what I love about cats...


Cats suck man. They don't give two shits about you. One of my good friends in HS had a cat. I went over to his house for 4 years before I ever saw this cat. It would hide all day long. Also, do people not realize that the kitty litter doesn't help. Your house just smells like shit because they are shitting in your house. **** a cat

Aaaah, baloney. Clean the litterbox once a day and you won't have that problem.
 

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Cats are pricks but you know that going in.
 

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Cats are pricks but you know that going in.

Exactly.

Cats have two motivations: Using you as a vending machine and sleeping on your office chair after your ass has warmed it up.
 

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One time I was at my friend's house watching football, and his cat jumped in my lap and just sat there, purring. How cute, I thought... After a few minutes, I noticed his head turn, and he was looking at my leg funny. Then, all of a sudden, he bit into my leg as if he was trying to tear off the flesh. It made me jump up and scream, and the cat ran away and hid. It didn't bleed or puncture, but it still hurt. From that day forward, I learned to trust no cat.
 

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