Your School Day Adventures And Horror Stories

[bri]

I just read an article about things teachers would never get away with today and since school is starting up, I thought this would be a fun topic. So feel free to entertain us with your school adventures, horror stories and memories.





My mom said her cousin went to Catholic school and he always talked about some Sister Vergilius that was always smacking kids with a ruler. I always thought nuns were supposed to be nice.

 

[sth]

My grandpa told me once that a nun whacked him in the head with a giant ring of keys. He said it knocked him down to his knees it hit him so hard. Nuns are real bitches, of course my grandpa was mouthing off.

 

[bri]

My grandpa told me once that a nun whacked him in the head with a giant ring of keys. He said it knocked him down to his knees it hit him so hard. Nuns are real bitches, of course my grandpa was mouthing off.

Where is Monsignor Martinez when you need him. It would be Vaya con Dios, Penguin.

 

[TSD]

Ive mentioned this before, but again slapped by a nun in the 3rd grade for putting jesus (a stale wafer) in my pocket. I hope shes dead.

 

[bri]

Ive mentioned this before, but again slapped by a nun in the 3rd grade for putting jesus (a stale wafer) in my pocket. I hope shes dead.

i never got why such religious people think it's OK to be cruel and violent. They should be loving and nurturing. Do you think it's the lack of sex?

 

[sth]

Where is Monsignor Martinez when you need him. It would be Vaya con Dios, Penguin.

I know right? I like his sunglasses. I was in an english class in high school that told so many dirty jokes a classmate reported us to the principal. And we had to spend a whole class period getting taught about sexual harassment. I was only one of the dirty sidekicks.

 

[Tater]

When I was a yewt, someone took a dump in my lunchbox. The punks name was Paul.

 

[bri]

When I was a yewt, someone took a dump in my lunchbox. The punks name was Paul.

So it was just like eating the school lunch then?

 

[sth]

So it was just like eating the school lunch then?

That's crazy talk Bri. Poop is much more appetizing than school lunch.

 

[TSD]

i never got why such religious people think it's OK to be cruel and violent. They should be loving and nurturing. Do you think it's the lack of sex?

All really religious people get ornery when you offend their imaginary friends.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

When I was a yewt, someone took a dump in my lunchbox. The punks name was Paul.

It wasn't me. I've pooped in many places, not one being a lunch box.



I did crap my pants in the first grade.

My teacher didn't allow me to go to the bathroom, so I shit myself. She made me sit in it the rest of the day.



I also hope she walked into traffic not to survive.

 

[bri]

All really religious people get ornery when you offend their imaginary friends.

I forgot there was a time when you were actually Timid. Sorry, I couldn't resist..

 

[KMChechASS69r]

I was a product of both Catholic and public schools, Catholic grade school for most of it, and pubic high school. Myself and another kid were nearly expelled in 5th grade for breaking into the tabernacle and eating a hole cup full of sacrament wafers. Those things were so good! I got my ass TOTALLY blistered by my mom. And yes, Catholic nuns are actually succubi in a penguin suit. Maybe it's that they are wool and really fucking hot.

 

[bri]

I was a product of both Catholic and public schools, Catholic grade school for most of it, and pubic high school. Myself and another kid were nearly expelled in 5th grade for breaking into the tabernacle and eating a hole cup full of sacrament wafers. Those things were so good! I got my ass TOTALLY blistered by my mom. And yes, Catholic nuns are actually succubi in a penguin suit. Maybe it's that they are wool and really fucking hot.

What kind of communion wafers did you have? Ours are like little styrofoam discs? You seem more like the type to go for the sacramental wine.

 

[bri]

My mom, my older cousin and I all got the shoulder rub treatment from the same teacher. He would come stand behind you and just start massaging your shoulders. One of the guys in my class said to me when he left. "hey where is my shoulder rub?'

 

[KMChechASS69r]

What kind of communion wafers did you have? Ours are like little styrofoam discs? You seem more like the type to go for the sacramental wine.

Was had the styrofoam discs too. I was never big on wine. I quite literally cut my teeth on beer. Dad kept a tapper keg in the bottom of our fridge when I was about tree. Used to empty the juice out of my bottles and draw off a bottle full of Strohs. Mom always wondered why I slept so much and had to change so many pee diapies. Got busted one day and he started buying bottles after that. I guess my delinquency started early.

 

[sth]

What kind of communion wafers did you have? Ours are like little styrofoam discs? You seem more like the type to go for the sacramental wine.

Ours were those horrible cardboard tasting discs too. I didn't like eating them, the wine however I liked it tasted like grape juice kind of but with a bite. But no I would never seek them out and eat them.

 

[TSD]

My mom, my older cousin and I all got the shoulder rub treatment from the same teacher. He would come stand behind you and just start massaging your shoulders. One of the guys in my class said to me when he left. "hey where is my shoulder rub?'

You didn't find that the least bit creepy? I would never do anything like that to a kid. thats just certified creeper behavior.

 

[bri]

You didn't find that the least bit creepy? I would never do anything like that to a kid. thats just certified creeper behavior.

Of course I found it creepy. I was in High School at the time. My friend Peter started taking pictures of it when he would do it. I wasn't the only one. A few of my friends suffered the same fate. It was always females that he massaged. He was an accounting teacher.

 

[jakobeast]

Did you ever feel something poking you in the back?