Your Weight Journey

[KittiesKorner]

I have never been morbidly obese, but I did get up to 195 pounds. When I heard from a friend of a friend that someone who weighed 250 pounds was dishonorably discharged from the Coast Guard because their 'personal ballast' was responsible for capsizing a cutter, I knew I had to shape up or ship out, so I started drinking Trulys. I am now comfortably back at 175 and living, laughing, and loving.

What is your weight journey story?

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I have always been morbidly obese, but I did get up to 495 pounds. When my dad sexually abused whilst in the Coast Guard,I also became a child molester. I have served years in prison and no neighborhood will allow me in. Where do I go? All that is on my mind is children and how much I want at them. I also sometimes have sex with my cat. So when I say I got pussy, that's what I mean.

What is your sick story?

Sick freak. You should be thrown in prison and never allowed out.

 

[KittiesKorner]

You're really not very good at this, @Spartan

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I like child-fucking. It's all I want to talk about.

You're on record, sicko. Just be a matter of time before we have you put away forever.

 

[KittiesKorner]

You're on record, sicko. Just be a matter of time before we have you put away forever.

I say this in earnest... are you okay? You were occasionally funny back in 2006 (at least then you were just pretending to be Robert De Niro and not a child molester), but you now appear to be delusional. Did your family leave you because of your child porn habits or something? Still upset about getting washed out of the Coast Guard?

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I'm still upset about what my did to me in the Coast Guard. It dominates my thought as you can probably tell if you search it up and see the hundreds of times I've mentioned the coast guard and molesting children. I should probably turn myself in but I'm a sniveling coward who just cries about it a lot.

Turn yourself in for the sake of the children.

 

[Urblock]

You're really not very good at this, @Spartan

What are you doing? Rise above it.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Do you knuckle-bump your latest catamite after 'editing' my posts? I'll give you a few to look the words up

 

[KittiesKorner]

What are you doing? Rise above it.

stick to the Trump shit buddy

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Do you knuckle-bump your latest catamite after 'editing' my posts? I'll give you a few to look the words up

You sexual predators of children have fancy words. I will make it my duty to get you removed from society before you get close to another child, you vile POS.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

What are you doing? Rise above it.

I'm saving the children. Relax.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

GREAT DAY!

 

[Discus fish salesman]

You sexual predators of children have fancy words. I will make it my duty to get you removed from society before you get close to another child, you vile POS.

Fancy words? Thanks idiot

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

I'm saving the children. Relax.

Do your kids run around dressed like xerxes after you groomed them with 300?

 

[Heidenlarm]

Can you tell me the proper ballast ratio to sink a corpse? Remember midgets and old people are different.