You've got 10 Million Dollars untaxed....

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What are the first 5 things you do with it? Realistic, unrealistic, etc.

1.) Set 2 million dollars aside to not touch until the rest is spent. Interest-bearing account.
2.) Pay off my house and any small debts I may have to clear name.
3.) Take 1 million dollars to hook up friends and family.
4.) At this point I've got I've set aside 2 million, dished out 1 million, and paid off some debts so I have roughly 6,800,000 million left. I'm going to take a trip to Vegas and have a hangover type experience with a handful of friends. Probably spend 100k-200k on a crazy week.
5.) Become bros with Jay Cutler, and help him stop throwing so many fucking interceptions.
 

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20% on a house and cars

rest in bank..make it flood at arnies...develop a weird cough and growth on my body
 

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What are the first 5 things you do with it? Realistic, unrealistic, etc.

1.) Set 2 million dollars aside to not touch until the rest is spent. Interest-bearing account.
2.) Pay off my house and any small debts I may have to clear name.
3.) Take 1 million dollars to hook up friends and family.
4.) At this point I've got I've set aside 2 million, dished out 1 million, and paid off some debts so I have roughly 6,800,000 million left. I'm going to take a trip to Vegas and have a hangover type experience with a handful of friends. Probably spend 100k-200k on a crazy week.
5.) Become bros with Jay Cutler, and help him stop throwing so many fucking interceptions.
Pretty low aspirations
 

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Pretty low aspirations

You're right.

I thought I added it after paying off my debts. But buy a significantly larger house, and deck it out, huge pool, outdoor kitchen/bbq, amazing office/mancave, indoor basketball court, etc. Would also be on there.
 

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After buying some real estate to live off the rent money I'd hook some family and friends up. Then I'd donate to a few charities: St Judes, Wounded Warrior Program and a Golden Retriever rescue.

Retire and spend a shit load of time visiting national parks and just driving America. During the Bears season I'd rent a box at the games and invite my friends and ChiCity Bros.
 

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You're right.

I thought I added it after paying off my debts. But buy a significantly larger house, and deck it out, huge pool, outdoor kitchen/bbq, amazing office/mancave, indoor basketball court, etc. Would also be on there.
/sigh
 

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1. Pay off school loans.
2. Buy brand new 2015 Dodge Ram 1500 with all the bells and whistles.
3. Invest a couple million.
4. Set my parents up for life.
5. Place a few million in an Roth IRA
5. Maybe buy a house.
6. Find a job that I can see myself doing for the rest of my life, I am not retiring at 22.
 

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I would instantly buy a 20,000 dollar car and take 12 years to pay it off per Ommy's advice. Leverage
 

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6 mil would be gone right off the bat setting up some sort of interest gathering trust for each kid

the rest id pay off all my debt and me and the wife would go lay half naked on some island for a month where she would feed me grapes and fireball shots

then we would come home and resume our lives for the most part as if nothing had changed
 

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Let's see....

Pay off debts I cannot use for tax purposes like erbody else.

Flip my house so I can sell it at some point.

Build a house up on Gibb's mountain so I can have a place to go to visit Gibbs/zombie apocalypse retreat.

Get a house somewhere outside of Cook county, make it nice.

Start developing my own video game.... probably hire on a couple of my nerdbros to get it going with me.

Pay to have George RR Martin assassinated.... the last words he hears... "The Starks send their regards...."

Buy my pops a new car.... dude has been driving a 2001 Ford Explorer.... since 2002....

Buy Gibbs a new axe, sledge, and a 50 cal...

Buy brole a new gator....

Buy Lance a new phone...

Use the rest of my money to find Celks and tell him "I finally.... went.... outside...."

Die
 

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I'm in a fortunate state right now where I don't have any debt, but...

Max out stuff like Roth IRA and 401k over time. Might as well.
Pay off my sister's school stuff.
Pay off my parent's mortgage and/or get them a new house.
Buy frivolous things that I want like a super nice guitar, amps, video game stuff, etc.
Buy me a house.

I figure after all that I'll have...most of that 10m left. Probably dole some out to my other relatives, give to some good causes, and save what's left for a family of my own one day. Maybe I'll buy In N Out and open locations all over the midwest to keep dat cash flow going lol.
 

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