1000 Posts For Watson

[BringBackDitka54]

So I took the dog treats out my bag, and asked Tony if he wanted one.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Now it just so happened that these dog treats looked exactly like these little snack-bites that Tony would always eat during class.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

So Tony being the fat ass that he is, took one from me, and then decided to take another handful from me.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

So Dom and I start cracking up.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

And normally I would feel like a piece of shit for feeding someone dog treats.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

But you know, Tony stole our grapefruit snacks, so I was out for blood.

 

[bearmick]

4@3

 

[BringBackDitka54]

So Dom catches on and starts asking us why we're laughing so hard.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

4@3

I'm gonna get shitfaced if this happens

 

[BringBackDitka54]

And I pull out the bag of dog treats and show them to Tony.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I'm probably going to get shitfaced regardless, but still

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Tony realizes what he just ate, so he lines the bag of dog treats at me, and runs over to the garbage can and starts throwing up.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

So what are the lessons from this story?

 

[BringBackDitka54]

1. Always carry dog treats when you're on the South Side.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

2. Never steal someone's grapefruit snacks.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Falling well short, losers!

 

[BringBackDitka54]

And 3. Always draft Deshaun Watson.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Falling well short, losers!

Almost 20% :nervous:

 

[TheeUndyingFan]

Wat-son

 

[TheeUndyingFan]

What son?

-Antonio Cromartie