I was at the gym working out while watching the Bears last Monday, and there was this blonde chick there. I asked her if she had been watching the whole game and she kind of just looked at me an laughed, so immediately I thought to myself, "Okay, fuck this girl." But then she realized I was serious, so she was like, "oh, no... I don't really watch football." So I ask her her name and again, she gives me this look like, "Seriously, you don't know my name?" so after like 3 seconds without saying anything she goes, "Summer?" and again I was like, "This girl fucking sucks." But she was hot so I kept talking to her. So I wanted to prove to myself that she was shallow, so I started making up a bunch of shit about how my dad is Phil Emery and I should be running the Bears within the next few years. Immediately when I started telling her about my imaginary money, she was way more interested. Long story short, she asked for my number, but I think she figured out that I'm not the next owner of an NFL team, because she hasn't texted me lmao.