1000 Posts to Beat the Packers - AND EFFECTIVELY END THEIR SEASON

[BringBackDitka54]

You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Fuck.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

 

[BringBackDitka54]

I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Burkhalter.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

 

[BringBackDitka54]

They already posted it.

Well they can *fucking unpost it*!

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?

 

[BringBackDitka54]

C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?

 

[BringBackDitka54]

I'm shomer shabbos.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

What's that?

 

[mcbear34]

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Let's get this bitch to 2k

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!

 

[mcbear34]

Is it too early for Vodka?

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Let's get this bitch to 2k

The ghost of Halas thanks you.