CubbieBlue
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I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and people still drank the beer and everyone liked it but turned blind often because of the drugs contaminating the piss flavor of Moe's beer and Bart's piss kwjibo was arrested but he escaped and punched Flanders who then started to uncontrollably barf everywhere and it smelled like roses which made everyone happy but kwjibo he bit a finger off accidentally and it tasted awful so kwjibo started to attack random ogres wildly who wanted to decapitate Kwyjibo's village so the police starting pillaging everyone until N.W.A. came but the aliens decided to leave tacos for everyone which caused smelly cars for all involved, even Cutler who got intercepted multiple times by the Bears defense who then laughed because Cutler sucks which they denied to make Cutler dance on the head of kwjibo who was sleeping and the dancing unicorns started partying which woke up the bear under his huge tree saw a picnic and killed everyone there and he performed lap dances for the animals naked ina cornfield infested with snakes and big boobs that were distracting and were bouncing up and down producing more milk for the aliens to destroy kwyjibo and they hired Cutsizzle and zack54attack