[A] Blackhawks Sign MVP Goaltender Antti Raanta

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What about R. Lee Ermey?</p></blockquote>


At least he has the common courtesy and decency to give you a wraparound.
 

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At least he has the common courtesy and decency to give you a wraparound.</p>
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But not before he gouges out my eyeballs and skull fucks me.</p>
 

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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JOVE23" data-cid="198873" data-time="1370407944">

But not before he gouges out my eyeballs and skull fucks me.</p></blockquote>


What seems to be your major malfunction numnuts?


FULL METAL JACKET!!!!!!!!!
 

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<span style="font-size:48px;">GET OFF MY OBSTACLE COURSE!</span></p>
 

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The family name on my mothers side is Emery. Does that mean that side of my family is done also?</p>
 

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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="The Canadian Dreamalchuk" data-cid="198876" data-time="1370408960">

The family name on my mothers side is Emery. Does that mean that side of my family is done also?</p></blockquote>


...perhaps...
 

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...perhaps...</p>
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shit...i better call my mom then.</p>
 

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I have an emery board for my cat. Should it be done?</p>
 

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I have an emery board for my cat. Should it be done?</p>
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Kaput!</p>
 

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shit...i better call my mom then.</p>
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sorry.</p>
 

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sorry.</p>
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no its okay i like talking to my mom.</p>


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ohhh you mean her being done? Its okay she still kept my fathers name after the divorce. No one else on the Emery side is really worth saving anymore anyways....well maybe uncle Emery..hes okay in my books. Oh well. Damn Finnish goalies are family killers.</p>
 

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no its okay i like talking to my mom.</p>


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ohhh you mean her being done? Its okay she still kept my fathers name after the divorce. No one else on the Emery side is really worth saving anymore anyways....well maybe uncle Emery..hes okay in my books. Oh well. Damn Finnish goalies are family killers.</p>
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quit stalling.  Call her.  NOW!!!!!!!</p>
 

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Emery/Emory/Emry..... whatever, they are ALL Finnished!! Damn Razor.</p>


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Only goalie I know that could get all pimped up and drive down to the arena in a Ferrari, or whatever kind of hot car.</p>
 

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Did we ever get contract details? Time and Money?</p>
 

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So what you are saying is Canada is all butthurt because they don't have a solid system for developing goaltenders</p>
 

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Who are you talking to? </p>
 

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Liberal Canada discriminating against Euros?</p>


Can't be. Won't happen.</p>
 

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