A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There

[CLWolf81]

Apparently ladies, it isn't safe to play with yourself. Just ask this woman in England... Well, you could, but apparently, she's dead as a result of her little playtime.



A coroner confirmed today that a British woman died after masturbating herself to death.



Article, though small, here.



If a woman can play with herself to death, should we be worried?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]Apparently ladies, it isn't safe to play with yourself. Just ask this woman in England... Well, you could, but apparently, she's dead as a result of her little playtime.



A coroner confirmed today that a British woman died after masturbating herself to death.



Article, though small, here.



If a woman can play with herself to death, should we be worried?[/quote]



At least she died a happy woman.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="Stu Grimson"]At least she died a happy woman.[/quote]



Sure she did, but as a man, wouldn't you be a little pissed if your woman, if she were angry, took vengeance out on you by going out like that instead?

 

[canucklehead]

[quote name="Stu Grimson"]



At least she died a happy woman.[/quote]

or, mostly happy. The article never said at what point she was in the process when she kicked the bucket.

 

[bri]

How embarrassing. That's why I worry about having toys and stuff. If people found them when I was dead they would think I was all depraved and stuff. If it is possible to die of embarrassment, I would.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="canucklehead"]

or, mostly happy. The article never said at what point she was in the process when she kicked the bucket.[/quote]



I'm sure the cat took care of that part. The cat had to be hungry after a few days, because apparently, the wrong pussy was being played with at the time.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]How embarrassing. That's why I worry about having toys and stuff. If people found them when I was dead they would think I was all depraved and stuff. If it is possible to die of embarrassment, I would.[/quote]



Being caught at an airport with one - embarrassing.

Being caught dead with one in use - priceless.

 

[bri]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



I'm sure the cat took care of that part. The cat had to be hungry after a few days.[/quote]





I don't get it.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]





I don't get it.[/quote]



There was a cat also on her lap when they found the body. What I meant by "hungry" was well... in friendlier terms, the cat needed "milk" due to the body being there awhile and had to get it from somewhere...

 

[bri]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Being caught at an airport with one - embarrassing.

Being caught dead with one in use - priceless.[/quote]





You know there are actually people that carry them in their purse.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]





You know there are actually people that carry them in their purse.[/quote]



Must be the "compact size" ones then, because I can't see one the size of a water bottle in a purse. Some of the crazier women have ones like those in their suitcases.

 

[bri]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Must be the "compact size" ones then, because I can't see one the size of a water bottle in a purse. Some of the crazier women have ones like those in their suitcases.[/quote]





They have become so high tech and elaborate and can get super expensive. I can see why they would want to keep a close eye on them.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]





They have become so high tech and elaborate and can get super expensive. I can see why they would want to keep a close eye on them.[/quote]



I would never want to pay hundreds of dollars for a machine that would last for 5-10 minutes.... doesn't seem worth it to me.

 

[canucklehead]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Being caught at an airport with one - embarrassing.

Being caught dead with one in use - priceless.[/quote]

When I worked at the airport I had to call the port of Seattle police 4 times for a woman's vibrator running in their check in. Each time the flight was delayed, since they had to bring in a bomb squad to open the bag and everyone had to exit the building.



I found it hilarious, especially since the passenger had to be removed from the flight and held until the suspicious nature of the buzzing bag was figured out

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="bri"]How embarrassing. That's why I worry about having toys and stuff. If people found them when I was dead they would think I was all depraved and stuff. If it is possible to die of embarrassment, I would.[/quote]

You wouldn't have to worry if you didn't actually have them, some of your other posts paint you as in the know as well.



Loose floorboard? Heating vent?

 

[bri]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

You wouldn't have to worry if you didn't actually have them, some of your other posts paint you as in the know as well.



Loose floorboard? Heating vent?[/quote]



Are you saying you think I have loose screws like I'm a loon? Cause I'm not. My expertise on them comes from watching Shop Erotic in the middle of the night when I can't sleep and from watching Sue Johanson when she was on. I can tell you about all the male toys too if you're looking for something.

 

[sth]

[quote name="bri"]



Are you saying you think I have loose screws like I'm a loon? Cause I'm not. My expertise on them comes from watching Shop Erotic in the middle of the night when I can't sleep and from watching Sue Johanson when she was on. I can tell you about all the male toys too if you're looking for something.[/quote]

No Bri he is asking do you hide sex toys under a loose floorboard or in the heating vent. Like guys who hide their porn under the bed.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

Seriously, who cares if a guy or girl has porn or toys?????

 

[bri]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]Seriously, who cares if a guy or girl has porn or toys?????[/quote]



Hun, you know the good little Catholic girl in me struggles with that free spirit that tries to emerge. It's not as easy for some people as it is for others, but I am working on expanding my horizons.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Sure she did, but as a man, wouldn't you be a little pissed if your woman, if she were angry, took vengeance out on you by going out like that instead?[/quote]

Wanking herself to death wouldnt bother me in the least.....her croaking while getting gangbanged by a bunch of midgets, now that would probably piss me off.