A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There

[bri]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Wanking herself to death wouldnt bother me in the least.....her croaking while getting gangbanged by a bunch of midgets, now that would probably piss me off.[/quote]







OMG is that what wanking is. I thought it meant like bitching or complaining. You know how the British call people Bloody Wankers. I call people wankers all the time or tell them to quit their wanking. I didn't know I was telling them to quit doing that. Thanks for the heads up, Hun.

 

[canucklehead]

[quote name="bri"]







OMG is that what wanking is. I thought it meant like bitching or complaining. You know how the British call people Bloody Wankers. I call people wankers all the time or tell them to quit their wanking. I didn't know I was telling them to quit doing that. Thanks for the heads up, Hun.[/quote]

best thing i've read in this entire thread.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

i literally did a face palm.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="bri"]







OMG is that what wanking is. I thought it meant like bitching or complaining. You know how the British call people Bloody Wankers. I call people wankers all the time or tell them to quit their wanking. I didn't know I was telling them to quit doing that. Thanks for the heads up, Hun.[/quote]



Now that's funny.

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="bri"]







OMG is that what wanking is. I thought it meant like bitching or complaining. You know how the British call people Bloody Wankers. I call people wankers all the time or tell them to quit their wanking. I didn't know I was telling them to quit doing that. Thanks for the heads up, Hun.[/quote]



Thank you bri, I needed the laugh ...although technically, you're right as well. Wanker, like Jackoff, can mean someone who jacks off, but also refers to a complete *******.

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="sth"]

No Bri he is asking do you hide sex toys under a loose floorboard or in the heating vent. Like guys who hide their porn under the bed.[/quote]

Correct, I'm curious what Bri uses as her toy box, pun fully intended.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="bri"]How embarrassing. That's why I worry about having toys and stuff. If people found them when I was dead they would think I was all depraved and stuff. If it is possible to die of embarrassment, I would.[/quote]

When Adam Carolla was on Loveline he'd often talk about having a cyanide capsule to bite down on in the event he were to ever find his kid had slipped and died in the bathtub while jacking off.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]i literally did a face palm.[/quote]



You and me both.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Wanking herself to death wouldnt bother me in the least.....her croaking while getting gangbanged by a bunch of midgets, now that would probably piss me off.[/quote]



Big things come in small packages, you know. Gotta watch out for those midgets! They could be hiding anywhere...

 

[Guest]

ok,



Wanking



Jacking off



What the hell did I walk in on??????????

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="R K"]ok,



Wanking



Jacking off



What the hell did I walk in on??????????[/quote]



Ya missed all the laughs dude.

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="R K"]ok,



Wanking



Jacking off



What the hell did I walk in on??????????[/quote]



Apparently, you walked into us wanking and jacking off.



You perv.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="R K"]ok,



Wanking



Jacking off



What the hell did I walk in on??????????[/quote]

Haven't you heard of knocking??????

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="bri"]



Hun, you know the good little Catholic girl in me struggles with that free spirit that tries to emerge. It's not as easy for some people as it is for others, but I am working on expanding my horizons.[/quote]





As a fallen Catholic girl I can say it's tough to let go. But once I did (and it's taken time) it was a relief. But I encourage you do so - so that you can be free. If and when you are ready to buy your first toy give Jako and I a jingle. I know a couple stores downtown with a great selection. Or if you want to shop in private check out www.early2bed.com

Nice store, good site, very helpful staff and woman owned and operated.



There is nothing wrong with a woman pleasuring herself and nothing to feel ashamed of either. Sexuality is so frowned upon by so many people. There needs to be more sex positive people in the world - to quote a good book (and podcast) "Sex is Fun" Be it alone, with a partner or a group.



So in summation - free yourself and have fun with yourself.

 

[jakobeast]

That reminds me.....



Honey, the pull start dildo arrived today. I am gonna head out and get some gas.

 

[Guest]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]





As a fallen Catholic girl I can say it's tough to let go. But once I did (and it's taken time) it was a relief. But I encourage you do so - so that you can be free. If and when you are ready to buy your first toy give Jako and I a jingle. I know a couple stores downtown with a great selection. Or if you want to shop in private check out http://www.early2bed.com

Nice store, good site, very helpful staff and woman owned and operated.



There is nothing wrong with a woman pleasuring herself and nothing to feel ashamed of either. Sexuality is so frowned upon by so many people. There needs to be more sex positive people in the world - to quote a good book (and podcast) "Sex is Fun" Be it alone, with a partner or a group.



So in summation - free yourself and have fun with yourself.[/quote]



ABSOLUTELY!!! PICTURES ARE APPRECIATED!!!!!

 

[Guest]

[quote name="jakobeast"]That reminds me.....



Honey, the pull start dildo arrived today. I am gonna head out and get some gas.[/quote]



I have no doubt she really does use that on you!

 

[Guest]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Haven't you heard of knocking??????[/quote]



Apparently not and the fact now we are on the Female ritual of pleasing themselves I think I'll kick up a chair and pop some corn.

 

[Guest]

I don't want to even think about some of the stuff your saying RK.

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="R K"]



I have no doubt she really does use that on you![/quote]



I keep telling her to go green. You know, rechargeable and earth friendly, but damn it, she loves the power.



You know they have hand cranked vibrators? Seriously, like a dildo with a hadle that rotates that stores that energy for the vibrator part.