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[quote name="Ymono37"]

He'll have to tell us what it's like to be forcibly removed from the premises of the Westin.[/quote]



check back a week from monday and i'll share all the details.
 

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[quote name="whiteevo"]check back a week from monday and i'll share all the details.[/quote]

We can compare notes from all the nice places I've been kicked out of...



"Just once I want someone to call me, 'Sir' without having to add, 'you're making a scene.'" - Homer J. Simpson
 
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[quote name="whiteevo"]



check back a week from monday and i'll share all the details.[/quote]



Make us proud. :mrgreen:
 

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[quote name="Bringmepie"]

Correct, I'm curious what Bri uses as her toy box, pun fully intended.[/quote]



The Pleasure Chest, of course. The only problem is I need to have a plutonium vault made to put it in so nobody can find them.
 

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I keep telling her to go green. You know, rechargeable and earth friendly, but damn it, she loves the power.



You know they have hand cranked vibrators? Seriously, like a dildo with a hadle that rotates that stores that energy for the vibrator part.[/quote]

Serves 'em right seeing as men have been hand cranking it since time immemorial.
 

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I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus toy they can have the one that I got free with an order. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers. If interested PM me and I will send it to you. I will keep it strictly confidential.











There. Is that better?
 

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[quote name="bri"]I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers. It came as a free gift with something I ordered. If interested PM me and I will send it to you. I will keep it strictly confidential.[/quote]

Bri, please read and reword this, please, I beg you.
 
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[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Bri, please read and reword this, please, I beg you.[/quote]



I thought for sure I read this wrong. It's almost like Eruns hacked into her account.
 

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I thought for sure I read this wrong. It's almost like Eruns hacked into her account.[/quote]

I literally started choking on my coffee.



If I was still attached to a Sub, this definetly would get posted on the wall in Radio, on our "Infamous Quotes" Board.
 

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[quote name="bri"]I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers. It came as a free gift with something I ordered. If interested PM me and I will send it to you. I will keep it strictly confidential.[/quote]

Who else is hard?
 

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[quote name="E Runs"]

Who else is hard?[/quote]

Speak of the devil, look who shows up!!!!
 

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[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Bri, please read and reword this, please, I beg you.[/quote]





I hope that pacifies you. I don't know how else to say it.



If nobody wants it maybe RK will want it to put in his prize stash. It would be the perfect prize if they ever give one out for biggest asshole on the boards.
 

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[quote name="bri"]I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers. It came as a free gift with something I ordered. If interested PM me and I will send it to you. I will keep it strictly confidential.[/quote]



Thank you Bri. I spit my coffee all over the keyboard.
 

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[quote name="bri"]





I hope that pacifies you. I don't know how else to say it.



If nobody wants it maybe RK will want it to put in his prize stash. It would be the perfect prize if they ever give one out for biggest asshole on the boards.[/quote]

Bri you can get as angry at me as you want.....if you cant see that was an unintentionall offering of your ass to everyone...so be it.
 

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[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Bri you can get as angry at me as you want.....if you cant see that was an unintentionall offering of your ass to everyone...so be it.[/quote]





So what you are saying is you're just looking out for my ass?
 

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[quote name="bri"]





So what you are saying is you're just looking out for my ass?[/quote]



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OMG
 

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[quote name="bri"]





So what you are saying is you're just looking out for my ass?[/quote]



Umm Ummm Ummm Ummmm ..... IM SPEACHLESS!!!!
 

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[quote name="bri"]



The Pleasure Chest, of course. The only problem is I need to have a plutonium vault made to put it in so nobody can find them.[/quote]



Bri - you need not be ashamed of your toys my dear. I'm a HUGE supporter of ladies getting themselves off. Just be sure not to mix silicone and non-silicone toys. They don't mingle well together.

Honestly, you don't need anything fancy to store your toys. I have plain and simple a rubbermaid container and an old sewing basket.



And don't take these guys to seriously and what they say to heart. They are just jealous of all the fun stuff we get to use to pleasure ourselves.



Hey guys - check out a Tenga Egg....it will give your hands a break. =)
 

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[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Bri, please read and reword this, please, I beg you.[/quote]





Ok, I just spit out my fucking coke all over my keyboard. It's fucking ruined and my admin is laughing her ass off.
 

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[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



Bri - you need not be ashamed of your toys my dear. I'm a HUGE supporter of ladies getting themselves off. Just be sure not to mix silicone and non-silicone toys. They don't mingle well together.

Honestly, you don't need anything fancy to store your toys. I have plain and simple a rubbermaid container and an old sewing basket.



And don't take these guys to seriously and what they say to heart. They are just jealous of all the fun stuff we get to use to pleasure ourselves.



Hey guys - check out a Tenga Egg....it will give your hands a break. =)[/quote]



I love you.



NOW FUCKING PICTURES!!!!!
 
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