A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There

[Guest]

[quote name="bri"]





I hope that pacifies you. I don't know how else to say it.



If nobody wants it maybe RK will want it to put in his prize stash. It would be the perfect prize if they ever give one out for biggest asshole on the boards.[/quote]





Bri to be honest, I'm not even sure how to award that to someone HAHAHAHA.







Be the first to 3000 posts and get an ASS pleasure tool? I envision Grimson typing as fast as his finges will allow him. How could you not with that coveted prize!

 

[bri]

Sorry for all the computer damage I've caused today. I am just one of those people that what goes through my head comes out my mouth.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



And don't take these guys to seriously and what they say to heart. They are just jealous of all the fun stuff we get to use to pleasure ourselves.

Hey guys - check out a Tenga Egg....it will give your hands a break. =)[/quote]

Absolutley! If I were a chick for a day I'd be sticking everything even remotely cylindrical up there.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="bri"]Sorry for all the computer damage I've caused today. I am just one of those people that what comes out of your head comes in my mouth.[/quote]

Fixed

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="bri"]





So what you are saying is you're just looking out for my ass?[/quote]

Yup.....dammit, now I am a dirty old man!!!!!

 

[Guest]

[quote name="E Runs"]

Absolutley! If I were a chick for a day I'd be sticking everything even remotely cylindrical up there.[/quote]





Until your yeast infection came. Then you'd be doing everything in your power to keep things OUT of there!

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="R K"]



I love you.

NOW FUCKING PICTURES!!!!![/quote]



How can you not....I'm awesome!!!

I think if I sent you pictures I may loose my sweet and innocent edge. However, this thread isn't helping me. I will say that I have done some WRITTEN reviews on-line for products.

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



Bri - you need not be ashamed of your toys my dear. I'm a HUGE supporter of ladies getting themselves off. Just be sure not to mix silicone and non-silicone toys. They don't mingle well together.

Honestly, you don't need anything fancy to store your toys. I have plain and simple a rubbermaid container and an old sewing basket.



And don't take these guys to seriously and what they say to heart. They are just jealous of all the fun stuff we get to use to pleasure ourselves.



Hey guys - check out a Tenga Egg....it will give your hands a break. =)[/quote]

I'm confused. Silicone? Pleasure chests? I thought we were discussing pleasuring boxes.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



How can you not....I'm awesome!!!

I think if I sent you pictures I may loose my sweet and innocent edge. However, this thread isn't helping me. I will say that I have done some WRITTEN reviews on-line for products.[/quote]

LOL....I think sweet and innocent left the building when "I put all my toys in a rubbermaid container" was typed by you.

 

[sth]

Wow and I thought the solar powered sex toys and Montana sheep sex talk would be enough. But this thread keeps getting more crazy everyday. Everybody keep up the insanity.

 

[Guest]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

LOL....I think sweet and innocent left the building when "I put all my toys in a rubbermaid container" was typed by you.[/quote]





muahhhhhhh LOL!!!

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="bri"]

If nobody wants it maybe RK will want it to put in his prize stash. It would be the perfect prize if they ever give one out for biggest asshole on the boards.[/quote]

Yeah RK put it in the prize stash!



Try to explain that one at a roadwatch...

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="R K"]





Until your yeast infection came. Then you'd be doing everything in your power to keep things OUT of there![/quote]

Just for a day sir.

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="R K"]





muahhhhhhh LOL!!![/quote]



I put on a good front - what can I say. Also, we've barely even touched on glass toys, restraints and a whole bunch of other fun stuff.



RK - if you want pics I can show you the assortment of what I have....which continues to expand.



(and yes I realize what I just said - sick bastards)

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



I put on a good front - what can I say. Also, we've barely even touched on glass toys, restraints and a whole bunch of other fun stuff.



RK - if you want pics I can show you the assortment of what I have....which continues to expand.



(and yes I realize what I just said - sick bastards)[/quote]

I wonder how many keyboards just got spit on this time?????????

 

[Guest]

This thread just keeps gettin better!!

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers. It came as a free gift with something I ordered. If interested PM me and I will send it to you. I will keep it strictly confidential.[/quote]



Wow.... And I thought the quote earlier was amazing.... This is pure gold.



... and no. I don't want anyone's anus toy... Just out of curiosity, though, how big is it anyway?

 

[Guest]

Just out of curiosity!!!! ROTFL!!!!!!!!!

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]Sorry for all the computer damage I've caused today. I am just one of those people that what goes through my head comes out my mouth.[/quote]



I have to admit, as soon as I saw your quotes today, I thought I was the only one that spit out coffee or soda onto my keyboard.



Thank god my keyboard was a $9.99 from Fry's. At least I didn't spit out soda onto my laptop... then I would have been a tad pissed, lol...



I must admit, though.... I'm a bit satisfied that one of my threads actually has more than 2 pages for a change. Thank you so much!!!! :dance:



Thank you, Bri for sharing us the entertainment value... Now back to the question we all want to know....

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="R K"]Just out of curiosity!!!! ROTFL!!!!!!!!![/quote]



Someone had to go there. Might as well have been me.



I'm seriously curious about it. I'm sure the guys here want to know her preferences, just to give us an idea....