A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Odd part about this statement --- ironically, my dad is *** also.



I'm more afraid about getting his toys whenever he passes away. He never came out to the family, even though everyone suspects he's ***. Due to that, I'm afraid about what he's going to send me via his will, and I won't be surprised if its the sex toys.... and if indeed they are, I'm tossing them in the garbage.[/quote]



Hell no.

Those are the gifts that keep giving.

You have to just randomly place them around town; parks, libraries, mail collection boxes, and the occasional old folks home.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="bri"]

You know you can use bubblewrap as a substitute.[/quote]



Bubblewrap????????

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="bri"]





Wow some people are adventurous. The kinkiest thing I've ever done is put mine in the freezer last week. It gives a whole new meaning to the term refreshing.





Anyway, Hun, it doesn't look very big. I think it stretches though. I hope so anyway. It is 7 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide. The scary part is that the hole where you put it is only about a quarter inch. You know you can use bubblewrap as a substitute.[/quote]



Be careful doing this as depending on the toy it could damage it. Hot/Cold is GREAT for glass toys - just an FYI

 

[bri]

[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]



Yeah.

My friend died last summer.

His mom was cleaning out his things. There was a black cylinder in a box. A box with a destination to me according to her. I looked at the cylinder-- and it looked harmless enough. It looked like a black plastic container photo students develop negatives in.



Wrong.



Dead wrong.



I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.



Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...[/quote]





Sorry about your friend. Was it a Blackjack Stroker?

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



Had that happen on the way to Vegas years ago. Embarassing at the time but great story. 2 other women found them and took them out saying "what is this" and turning them on. Jako got a HUGE kick out of it and it delayed us getting onto the flight.



Oh and my mom actually found my first one when I was moving out. She quickly closed my nightstand drawer and moved to another part of the room. YOU NEVER open a woman's bedside nightstand unless you are prepared to see what is inside.[/quote]

Yeah...

nothing like your friend's mom bringing you into her room because she can't figure out the weird buzzing sound coming from her dresser.



"Do you hear that?"

"Yes... I hear I hear the doors locking too."

 

[sth]

Best Thread Ever

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Odd part about this statement --- ironically, my dad is *** also.



I'm more afraid about getting his toys whenever he passes away. He never came out to the family, even though everyone suspects he's ***. Due to that, I'm afraid about what he's going to send me via his will, and I won't be surprised if its the sex toys.... and if indeed they are, I'm tossing them in the garbage.[/quote]

Talk about keeping it in the family!

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="Ymono37"]



YEAH! It's about dirty-sanchezes(sp?)



This is something Adam and Eve does all the time. You order one thing and they send you a boat load of "aides" for free (kinda - usually throw in a nice little handling charge).[/quote]



... and tahitian facemasks? Yeah, I went there. :lol:

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="bri"]





Sorry about your friend. Was it a Blackjack Stroker?[/quote]



I think it was the top of the line.

Leather trim, really plush interior, and it came with a power train warranty.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



I must admit, though.... I'm a bit satisfied that one of my threads actually has more than 2 pages for a change. Thank you so much!!!! :dance: [/quote]



Be proud Wolfie :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[whiteevo]

ladies...LADIES.......westin next weekend



budget baller suite, find me.

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]Ever have a Flesh Light "willed" to you?

I have.



:shock:[/quote]



I just heard a story from a friend about someone she knew who's brother was *** and passed away. When the family went to collect his belongings she took his **** ring. Had it made into a neclace.



Flesh Lights are interesting - surprisingly soft too. Had a friend do an independent study on them that came out favorably for the Flesh Light. Suckers are EXPENSIVE though.



BHP - you should take the one willed to you on vactions or around town and take photos similar to what people do with stolen garden gnomes.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="E Runs"]

Talk about keeping it in the family![/quote]



That is something I DON'T want to keep, let alone touch.... I should probably let the notary know that as well.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="bri"]Anyway, Hun, it doesn't look very big. I think it stretches though. I hope so anyway. It is 7 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide. The scary part is that the hole where you put it is only about a quarter inch. You know you can use bubblewrap as a substitute.[/quote]

I'd hope so, sounds realistic.



I mean if I were to induldge I wouldn't want an experience that's akin to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="E Runs"]

I'd hope so, sounds realistic.



I mean if I were to induldge I wouldn't want an experience that's akin to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.[/quote]



I found a photo of my sister actually performing this act in college

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]



Hell no.

Those are the gifts that keep giving.

You have to just randomly place them around town; parks, libraries, mail collection boxes, and the occasional old folks home.[/quote]



I'm sure City Hall could use one of those.... :lol:



Good idea, BHP, I'll keep that one in mind.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



I just heard a story from a friend about someone she knew who's brother was *** and passed away. When the family went to collect his belongings she took his **** ring. Had it made into a neclace.



Flesh Lights are interesting - surprisingly soft too. Had a friend do an independent study on them that came out favorably for the Flesh Light. Suckers are EXPENSIVE though.



BHP - you should take the one willed to you on vactions or around town and take photos similar to what people do with stolen garden gnomes.[/quote]



If he was cremated, I would have requested that the Flesh Light be the urn.

Unfortunately, his family was very Christian-- and he was buried.



This picture was taken by a friend of mine.

It appears that people are taking to memorializing him quite original and clever.

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="E Runs"]

I'd hope so, sounds realistic.



I mean if I were to induldge I wouldn't want an experience that's akin to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.[/quote]



Or if it's the Paris Hilton model, Throwing a summer saudage down the Grand Canyon.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="LordKOTL"]



Or if it's the Paris Hilton model, Throwing a summer saudage down the Grand Canyon.[/quote]

Or Ed Harris falling into the Abyss.

 

[bri]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]



Bubblewrap????????[/quote]





Yes Sue Johanson would mention that often. I think the little bubble things create a nice sensation. Go try it, Hun, and report back.