A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]Wow some people are adventurous. The kinkiest thing I've ever done is put mine in the freezer last week. It gives a whole new meaning to the term refreshing.





Anyway, Hun, it doesn't look very big. I think it stretches though. I hope so anyway. It is 7 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide. The scary part is that the hole where you put it is only about a quarter inch. You know you can use bubblewrap as a substitute.[/quote]



Interesting.... Never tried a frozen one before.... I don't think I'd want my anus to feel a cold sensation at all.



I wouldn't be able to handle such pain, either, with a 7 incher (my goodness, that is a bit TOO big), but definitely interesting.



But Bubblewrap, though? Really? What if it pops?

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



But Bubblewrap, though? Really? What if it pops?[/quote]

At least there'd be no bloody mess.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



I found a photo of my sister actually performing this act in college[/quote]

A photo i'm still waiting to see...

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="bri"]





Yes Sue Johanson would mention that often. I think the little bubble things create a nice sensation. Go try it, Hun, and report back.[/quote]



Are you sure she doesn't mean saran/plastic wrap? Bubblewrap just doesn't make sense.

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="whiteevo"]ladies...LADIES.......westin next weekend



budget baller suite, find me.[/quote]





Ladies, Ladies....Hotel Sax next Saturday night

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="E Runs"]

A photo i'm still waiting to see...[/quote]



Talk to YMono37 he might have them somewhere - one of her in a playboy bunny costume.

 

[Guest]

[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



I found a photo of my sister actually performing this act in college[/quote]





ROTFL!! I'm TELLING!!! AGAIN PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

 

[bri]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Interesting.... Never tried a frozen one before.... I don't think I'd want my anus to feel a cold sensation at all.



I wouldn't be able to handle such pain, either, with a 7 incher (my goodness, that is a bit TOO big), but definitely interesting.



But Bubblewrap, though? Really? What if it pops?[/quote]





Too big? What do you have a pencil? You know your magic wand goes in it right?

 

[Guest]

[quote name="E Runs"]

A photo i'm still waiting to see...[/quote]



You n Me both!!!





Quote of the thread!!!



"what do you have a pencil"!!! ROTFFL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="bri"]





Too big? What do you have a pencil? You know your magic wand goes in it right?[/quote]



I'm what they call a "top", meaning I don't play the role of "Catcher", if you get my drift. If I were to start catching, I'd want to go small first. Going immediately to a 7 would make me scream in pain.



[quote name="bri"]The Pleasure Chest, of course. The only problem is I need to have a plutonium vault made to put it in so nobody can find them.[/quote]



Ironically, theres a store in Chicago with the same name.... If you ever want to pay it a visit to add to your collection, let us know.

 

[Guest]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



I'm what they call a "top", meaning I don't play the role of "Catcher", if you get my drift. If I were to start catching, I'd want to go small first. Going immediately to a 7 would make me scream in pain.





Ironically, theres a store in Chicago with the same name.... If you ever want to pay it a visit to add to your collection, let us know. [/quote]





WAY TMI!! WAY!!

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



I'm what they call a "top", meaning I don't play the role of "Catcher", if you get my drift. If I were to start catching, I'd want to go small first. Going immediately to a 7 would make me scream in pain.[/quote]



How many perfect games have you pitched?

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="R K"]





WAY TMI!! WAY!![/quote]

That was the one that did it for you?

Hell, this thread is just warming up.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

OH



MY



GOD



:lol: :lol: :lol: :doh: :doh: :doh: :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="R K"]





WAY TMI!! WAY!![/quote]



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="bri"]





Too big? What do you have a pencil? You know your magic wand goes in it right?[/quote]

Maybe not he's not accustomed to

like you?

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="R K"]WAY TMI!! WAY!![/quote]



At least I didn't describe the process.



[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]How many perfect games have you pitched?[/quote]



I've lost count.... but the past two years, I've kept my game pretty much in check cause my bf is down in Texas right now.

 

[bri]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



I'm what they call a "top", meaning I don't play the role of "Catcher", if you get my drift. If I were to start catching, I'd want to go small first. Going immediately to a 7 would make me scream in pain.







Ironically, theres a store in Chicago with the same name.... If you ever want to pay it a visit to add to your collection, let us know. [/quote]





I'd probably run into all of you there and then I'd just die of embarrassment.



So are you saying you're the guy? otherwise, I'm not sure what you mean.

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="E Runs"]

Maybe not he's not accustomed to

like you?[/quote]



I don't even understand how anyone could take something like that.



All I know about that is - its why Depends was made for people in their 40s-50s.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

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