A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]

Or Ed Harris falling into the Abyss.[/quote]

I was a senator in the student association at NIU my senior year and a member of the finance committee. In the executive branch the young woman that was treasurer had a rep, the vice-president hated her and called her "glass of water" as a nickname when she wasn't around.

 

[BeastKeeper]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Was helping a buddy of mine and his wife move, pulled the drawers out of her dresser to make it lighter, low and behold, sitting right on top of her shirts, a huge dildo....All Colin cold was shake his head and mumble something under his breath about his wifes inability to hide certain things.[/quote]



Shit I have at least 3-5 items within reach of my side of the bed at all times. I don't bother hiding anymore.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I was scouting a location for one of our films in Central Illinois when the director's buddy offered up his house for us to shoot in.



Needless to say, I found out what his buddy and his wife were into by just examining all of the sex stuff laid across the dining room table.

 

[Guest]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Did Bri just call Wolf a pencil dick??????[/quote]



Quote thread!

 

[Bringmepie]

But Bubblewrap, though? Really? What if it pops?[quote name="E Runs"]

At least there'd be no bloody mess.[/quote]

Maybe the bubblewrap is to simulate getting boned by someone with a really, really bad and scorching case of herpes.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]I was scouting a location for one of our films in Central Illinois when the director's buddy offered up his house for us to shoot in.



Needless to say, I found out what his buddy and his wife were into by just examining all of the sex stuff laid across the dining room table.[/quote]



Maybe they left their toys out for a reason. Maybe they wanted to be in a film.

 

[Bringmepie]

I was scouting a location for one of our films in Central Illinois when the director's buddy offered up his house for us to shoot in.



Needless to say, I found out what his buddy and his wife were into by just examining all of the sex stuff laid across the dining room table.[quote name="Rdrhwke"]



Maybe they left their toys out for a reason. Maybe they wanted to be in a film.[/quote]

Was the plot of the film something to the nature of the pizza delivery guy showing up and the lady of the house saying that she has no money, but there must be some way to pay for the pizza?

 

[JOVE23]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg[/youtube]



If there's any thread in which this is appropriate, it might as well be this one.

 

[Rdrhwke]

I think this one is funny myself.





[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLNLHRIgHPo[/youtube]

 

[jakobeast]

 

[jakobeast]

This is the coolest thread ever.



BHP, your story goes to prove that out of great sadness comes great hilarity.

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Interesting.... Never tried a frozen one before.... I don't think I'd want my anus to feel a cold sensation at all.[/quote]



Bri might be onto something--especially if you ate some hot sauce that ranks over 750,000 on the Scolville scale 24 hours prior. At that point, ***, straight, or vegisexual, a cold dildo on your chocolate pucker would be most welcome (maybe not in, but definitly on).

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="jakobeast"]This is the coolest thread ever.



BHP, your story goes to prove that out of great sadness comes great hilarity.[/quote]

either great hilarity or mirth. when my grandfather passed, we were cleaning his stuff out of his apartment in the retirement community he lived in, and we found viagra in the drawer in his nightstand by his bed.....it was about then we realized why the little old ladies in his community were always all smiles and happy to see him.

 

[canucklehead]

If I ever get a fleshlight type of product, I'm getting this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0[/youtube]

 

[Guest]

please prep before you play with your toy--



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM[/youtube]

 

[MassHavoc]

[quote name="canucklehead"]If I ever get a fleshlight type of product, I'm getting this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0[/youtube][/quote]

I can't believe I just watched that, the insertion hole looks too small, and the thing isn't long enough. Must be the Azn or Canadian version.

 

[canucklehead]

[quote name="MassHavoc"]

I can't believe I just watched that, the insertion hole looks too small, and the thing isn't long enough. Must be the Azn or Canadian version.[/quote]

Made in japan. and it looks hilarious.

 

[bri]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Yep. I'm the guy.[/quote]





But you told me you like to shop. Now I'm all confused and befuddled.





I didn't realize that was how it worked. I just figured you took turns.

 

[bri]

[quote name="LordKOTL"]



Bri might be onto something--especially if you ate some hot sauce that ranks over 750,000 on the Scolville scale 24 hours prior. At that point, ***, straight, or vegisexual, a cold dildo on your chocolate pucker would be most welcome (maybe not in, but definitly on).[/quote]







OMG, Hun, I don't put anything the same place he does. Nothing will ever ever go there. I told TSD in another thread where he said he'd loosen me up that if that was the case then he better be packing a crowbar.

 

[Maiden]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Being caught at an airport with one - embarrassing.

Being caught dead with one in use - priceless.[/quote]



For all other things there's MaSterCard......................