A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There

[Ymono37]

You been holding out on us and dating an ultra-cougar on the down low?

I do seem to attract the cougars. And I think an ultra-cougar is considered a "Puma" - judges?

 

[bookjones]

I do seem to attract the cougars. And I think an ultra-cougar is considered a "Puma" - judges?

Meow!

 

[jakobeast]

I suggest that Ymono37 nail bookjones. While they are making the beast with 2 backs, they can read Ayn Rand to each other.

 

[bookjones]

I suggest that Ymono37 nail bookjones. While they are making the beast with 2 backs, they can read Ayn Rand to each other.

Mingling sexy times with fascism. . .dangerous and just. . .ewww!

 

[bri]

I do seem to attract the cougars. And I think an ultra-cougar is considered a "Puma" - judges?

Hun, at what age do you consider a woman a cougar for you? Like 35?

 

[jakobeast]

Mingling sexy times with fascism. . .dangerous and just. . .ewww!

Stuart Kauffman would be better?

 

[supraman]

Hun, at what age do you consider a woman a cougar for you? Like 35?

A cougar constitutes a hot woman over 40. I'm pretty sure that is the urban dictionary rule. Hell I'm usually more attracted to women in their 30s and I'm mid 20s so they dont give me the time of day. Porn movies have lied to me.

 

[Ymono37]

I suggest that Ymono37 nail bookjones. While they are making the beast with 2 backs, they can read Ayn Rand to each other.

While one might argue that intercourse and the pleasure derived from it would be a fine practice of Objectivism (as I understand it), I'm not sure quoting Atlas Shrugged is really gonna get me in the mood.



Who's your John Galt, Baby?!?!?! Who's your John Galt?!?!!?

 

[chasman]

A cougar for me would be using a walker or in a wheel chair.

 

[bookjones]

While one might argue that intercourse and the pleasure derived from it would be a fine practice of Objectivism (as I understand it), I'm not sure quoting Atlas Shrugged is really gonna get me in the mood.



Who's your John Galt, Baby?!?!?! Who's your John Galt?!?!!?

Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

[Ymono37]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Just so you know, that joke was entirely for you... as I'm not sure many here would get it.

 

[supraman]

Just so you know, that joke was entirely for you... as I'm not sure many here would get it.

Hey hey keep the inside jokes to PMs, quit confusing the masses like me.

 

[Ymono37]

Hey hey keep the inside jokes to PMs, quit confusing the masses like me.

Read a book!

 

[TSD]

Whoa, I cant pass by the cougar talk. Im down with the older ladies.



One of my moms friends is a complete horn dog (shes single) and every time Ive seen her has hit on me. On top of that she tried to arrange me to take her daughters virginity, because she knows me and her daughter has to lose it sometime. (Im sure she isnt a virgin anymore) at the time the damn girl was 16 and I was 23 and in a relationship, I mean that shit is twisted, the woman is fucked in the head. Any time my mom goes out with this broad shes said she goes for younger guys. For the record, they are now both 54.



Once when I was incredibly intoxicated at a friends wedding, I was trying to invite a 45 year old woman into bed with myself and my girlfriend, she assured me neither of us would be able to handle her, I had to give up.



Also for the record, in the 50's is just too old for me unless they really arent showing their age too badly.



Also, another funny tid bit, if yu think the auctioning off your 16 year olds virginity is bad (I really should scan my birth certificate for effect)



Reading my mother and fathers age on my birth certificate always makes people freak out. Age of mother at time of birth: 25 Age of Father at time of birth: 14.



I can explain that so its not as twisted as it looks. And no it isn't a typo.

 

[supraman]

Read a book!

I just finished the Cat In the Hat. How much more do you want from me, JESUS. Actually I just bought a book for CompTIA A+ certification. Time for me to get a career not just a job. Also been stuck midway with Steig's The Girl Who Played With Fire. Midway through it and it has become a snorefest, I limp at a paragraph a time before I get fucking bored. The first book had a dull spot too but this book is exceptionally boring.



Tom Clancy needs to write a new book, not a book written using his name, no HE needs to write another book.



Also as geeky as this sound, have really gotten into batman comics and have been reading the major storylines for the last 3 weeks.

 

[supraman]

Whoa, I cant pass by the cougar talk. Im down with the older ladies.



One of my moms friends is a complete horn dog (shes single) and every time Ive seen her has hit on me. On top of that she tried to arrange me to take her daughters virginity, because she knows me and her daughter has to lose it sometime. (Im sure she isnt a virgin anymore) at the time the damn girl was 16 and I was 23 and in a relationship, I mean that shit is twisted, the woman is fucked in the head. Any time my mom goes out with this broad shes said she goes for younger guys. For the record, they are now both 54.



Once when I was incredibly intoxicated at a friends wedding, I was trying to invite a 45 year old woman into bed with myself and my girlfriend, she assured me neither of us would be able to handle her, I had to give up.



Also for the record, in the 50's is just too old for me unless they really arent showing their age too badly.



Also, another funny tid bit, if yu think the auctioning off your 16 year olds virginity is bad (I really should scan my birth certificate for effect)



Reading my mother and fathers age on my birth certificate always makes people freak out. Age of mother at time of birth: 25 Age of Father at time of birth: 14.



I can explain that so its not as twisted as it looks. And no it isn't a typo.

Well get fucking explainin'

 

[Ymono37]

I just finished the Cat In the Hat. How much more do you want from me, JESUS. Actually I just bought a book for CompTIA A+ certification. Time for me to get a career not just a job. Also been stuck midway with Steig's The Girl Who Played With Fire. Midway through it and it has become a snorefest, I limp at a paragraph a time before I get fucking bored. The first book had a dull spot too but this book is exceptionally boring.



Also as geeky as this sound, have really gotten into batman comics and have been reading the major storylines for the last 3 weeks.

I get that... it's the reason I never finished McGuire's Wicked - as interesting as it was, it got too dry in the late middle.



No arguments about the Batman stuff - don't forget The Long Halloween if you haven't read it already.

 

[supraman]

I get that... it's the reason I never finished McGuire's Wicked - as interesting as it was, it got too dry in the late middle.



No arguments about the Batman stuff - don't forget The Long Halloween if you haven't read it already.

Oh good one. Right now reading the whole No Man's Land Story arc, after that I have to speed through the whole RIP story arc and then the return of bruce wayne.



I read Knightfall first and then Hush, both excellent. Just finished Civil War for Marvel and wow....they killed Cap. I knew it happened but still it was a really sad moment for me I wont lie I almost cried.

 

[bookjones]

Just so you know, that joke was entirely for you... as I'm not sure many here would get it.

Well the ladies certainly can't accuse you of being inconsiderate!

 

[TSD]

Well get fucking explainin'

I was adopted by my dad(he isnt my biological father), and they go back and change your birth certificate when that happens. they didnt actually meet until he was in his 20's.