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[quote name="Maiden"]



For all other things there's MaSterCard......................[/quote]



HA!
 

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[quote name="bri"]

OMG, Hun, I don't put anything the same place he does. Nothing will ever ever go there. I told TSD in another thread where he said he'd loosen me up that if that was the case then he better be packing a crowbar.[/quote]

Uh huh, that's what they all say.
 

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[quote name="CLWolf81"]In a certain someone's case, I'm sure she's going to ask if she can use a fleshlight on a camping trip... Just watch.... :lol:[/quote]



Ewwwwwwww I would never go camping.



Hun, I know what a fleshlight is. I know about a lot of men's toys because they show them on shop erotic all the time. There is the Fleshlught, the Blackjack Stroker the Fireman's Pump, The Head Honcho, Aria. The have the toys that suction to the wall, and a large variety of things you can stick up there. They have a website or you could also check out Adam & Eve.com. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them for you to the best of my ability.
 

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[quote name="bri"]I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers. It came as a free gift with something I ordered. If interested PM me and I will send it to you. I will keep it strictly confidential.[/quote]



Quote of the year? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



I can't believe noone here took her up on this before she edited it! LOL!
 

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[quote name="bri"]I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus toy they can have the one that I got free with an order. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers. If interested PM me and I will send it to you. I will keep it strictly confidential.











There. Is that better?[/quote]



You know, after all the commotion here because of this statement, send your anus to me.
 

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[quote name="bri"]



Ewwwwwwww I would never go camping.



Hun, I know what a fleshlight is. I know about a lot of men's toys because they show them on shop erotic all the time. There is the Fleshlught, the Blackjack Stroker the Fireman's Pump, The Head Honcho, Aria. The have the toys that suction to the wall, and a large variety of things you can stick up there. They have a website or you could also check out Adam & Eve.com. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them for you to the best of my ability.[/quote]



I spit out my coke TWICE in this thread!!!! ROTFL!! "HEAD HONCHO"..... say that with a straight face.
 

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You know, after all the commotion here because of this statement, send your anus to me.[/quote]



As if the Beast Keeper doesn't already have one for you. :roll:
 

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As if the Beast Keeper doesn't already have one for you. :roll:[/quote]



Figures you would be the first to comment.



Hey, I will even write a review for the good folks here.
 

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OMG you guys need to get with the program. I'm trying to be of service and assistance.



The Head Honcho is Sue Johanson's toy. She highly recommends it. It has won an award for toy of the year at one point.
 

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[quote name="bri"]OMG you guys need to get with the program. I'm trying to be of service and assistance.



The Head Honcho is Sue Johanson's toy. She highly recommends it. It has won an award for toy of the year at one point.[/quote]



I am serious. Send me your anus.



























































toy
 

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[quote name="jakobeast"]



I am serious. Send me your anus.



























































toy[/quote]



I am assuming you'll be putting it to good use? :lol:
 

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[quote name="bri"]OMG you guys need to get with the program. I'm trying to be of service and assistance.



The Head Honcho is Sue Johanson's toy. She highly recommends it. It has won an award for toy of the year at one point.[/quote]



Oh does she? Where exactly are those awards held, and just who are the judges?



And why are you so informative on this subject? And who the hell is Sue Johnson? She married to Dick Johnson?
 

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[quote name="jakobeast"]



Figures you would be the first to comment.



Hey, I will even write a review for the good folks here.[/quote]



I think I just threw up a little.
 

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[quote name="R K"]



I think I just threw up a little.[/quote]



Hey, people need to know. I am providing a valuable service.





People need to know how Bri's anus toy is.
 

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[quote name="R K"]I think I just threw up a little.[/quote]

I guess its a good thing you're into Roman Showers.
 

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Figures you would be the first to comment.



Hey, I will even write a review for the good folks here.[/quote]



RK - What ever happened with Gettinhimsome giving you that rude boy? I remember you two eyeing that Adam and Eve catalog and then longingly looking into each other's eyes.
 

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[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



RK - What ever happened with Gettinhimsome giving you that rude boy? I remember you two eyeing that Adam and Eve catalog and then longingly looking into each other's eyes.[/quote]



Oh, he gave him the rude boy alright. I have seen the video.
 

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[quote name="BeastKeeper"]



RK - What ever happened with Gettinhimsome giving you that rude boy? I remember you two eyeing that Adam and Eve catalog and then longingly looking into each other's eyes.[/quote]





:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:



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