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Ever have a Flesh Light "willed" to you?
I have.
:shock:
I have.
:shock:
A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There
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[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]Ever have a Flesh Light "willed" to you?
I have.
:shock:[/quote]
As in... used?
That. Is pretty gross... or hilarious.
I have.
:shock:[/quote]
As in... used?
That. Is pretty gross... or hilarious.
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Now Bri I thought I was in charge of guarding your fine behind? 
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In a certain someone's case, I'm sure she's going to ask if she can use a fleshlight on a camping trip... Just watch.... :lol:
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[quote name="CLWolf81"]
Being caught at an airport with one - embarrassing.
Being caught dead with one in use - priceless.[/quote]
Yeah, thanks Bin Laden!
Being caught at an airport with one - embarrassing.
Being caught dead with one in use - priceless.[/quote]
Yeah, thanks Bin Laden!
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[quote name="Ymono37"]
As in... used?
That. Is pretty gross... or hilarious.[/quote]
Yeah.
My friend died last summer.
His mom was cleaning out his things. There was a black cylinder in a box. A box with a destination to me according to her. I looked at the cylinder-- and it looked harmless enough. It looked like a black plastic container photo students develop negatives in.
Wrong.
Dead wrong.
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...
As in... used?
That. Is pretty gross... or hilarious.[/quote]
Yeah.
My friend died last summer.
His mom was cleaning out his things. There was a black cylinder in a box. A box with a destination to me according to her. I looked at the cylinder-- and it looked harmless enough. It looked like a black plastic container photo students develop negatives in.
Wrong.
Dead wrong.
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...
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[quote name="Ymono37"]
As in... used?
That. Is pretty gross... or hilarious.[/quote]
depending on the size/dimensions of the flashlight! Could definitely be hilarious!
BHP, I just don't know what to say!
As in... used?
That. Is pretty gross... or hilarious.[/quote]
depending on the size/dimensions of the flashlight! Could definitely be hilarious!
BHP, I just don't know what to say!
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[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]
Yeah.
My friend died last summer.
His mom was cleaning out his things. There was a black cylinder in a box. A box with a destination to me according to her. I looked at the cylinder-- and it looked harmless enough. It looked like a black plastic container photo students develop negatives in.
Wrong.
Dead wrong.
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...[/quote]
[quote name="CLWolf81"]In a certain someone's case, I'm sure she's going to ask if she can use a fleshlight on a camping trip... Just watch.... :lol:[/quote]
It's solar powered.
Or powered by spent baby batter.
Yeah.
My friend died last summer.
His mom was cleaning out his things. There was a black cylinder in a box. A box with a destination to me according to her. I looked at the cylinder-- and it looked harmless enough. It looked like a black plastic container photo students develop negatives in.
Wrong.
Dead wrong.
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...[/quote]
[quote name="CLWolf81"]In a certain someone's case, I'm sure she's going to ask if she can use a fleshlight on a camping trip... Just watch.... :lol:[/quote]
It's solar powered.
Or powered by spent baby batter.
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[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]
Yeah.
My friend died last summer.
His mom was cleaning out his things. There was a black cylinder in a box. A box with a destination to me according to her. I looked at the cylinder-- and it looked harmless enough. It looked like a black plastic container photo students develop negatives in.
Wrong.
Dead wrong.
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...[/quote]
Oh dear god, man... I'm sorry.... This is precisely why I do not want to be caught dead with any sex toys... I can only dare to imagine explaining that one to my father... -.-
Yeah.
My friend died last summer.
His mom was cleaning out his things. There was a black cylinder in a box. A box with a destination to me according to her. I looked at the cylinder-- and it looked harmless enough. It looked like a black plastic container photo students develop negatives in.
Wrong.
Dead wrong.
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...[/quote]
Oh dear god, man... I'm sorry.... This is precisely why I do not want to be caught dead with any sex toys... I can only dare to imagine explaining that one to my father... -.-
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[quote name="R K"]
depending on the size/dimensions of the flashlight! Could definitely be hilarious!
BHP, I just don't know what to say![/quote]
Usually I have something to say.
At that moment, my inner smart ass wanted to tell her that it was a Kleenex dispenser, and all of the lotion was because he really liked to use Puffs Plus.
depending on the size/dimensions of the flashlight! Could definitely be hilarious!
BHP, I just don't know what to say![/quote]
Usually I have something to say.
At that moment, my inner smart ass wanted to tell her that it was a Kleenex dispenser, and all of the lotion was because he really liked to use Puffs Plus.
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[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...[/quote]
That would be another moment where the patent could just bite down on the cyanide capsule.
Anyways, how's it held up after another year of use? Pretty durable?
I opened that sucker up, and discovered where my friend was parking his dick for the last few months of his life.
Imagine explaining what that was to his mom...[/quote]
That would be another moment where the patent could just bite down on the cyanide capsule.
Anyways, how's it held up after another year of use? Pretty durable?
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[quote name="sth"]Wow and I thought the solar powered sex toys and Montana sheep sex talk would be enough. But this thread keeps getting more crazy everyday. Everybody keep up the insanity.[/quote]
Where the hell was I the past two weeks? I never even saw that thread. :shock:
Where the hell was I the past two weeks? I never even saw that thread. :shock:
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[quote name="CLWolf81"]
Oh dear god, man... I'm sorry.... This is precisely why I do not want to be caught dead with any sex toys... I can only dare to imagine explaining that one to my father... -.-[/quote]
Just put them in a box marked Christmas Ornaments.
**** it, you'll be dead (and have no reason to be worried)-- and he'll be topping of a tree that has a nice string of used anal beads on it.
Oh dear god, man... I'm sorry.... This is precisely why I do not want to be caught dead with any sex toys... I can only dare to imagine explaining that one to my father... -.-[/quote]
Just put them in a box marked Christmas Ornaments.
**** it, you'll be dead (and have no reason to be worried)-- and he'll be topping of a tree that has a nice string of used anal beads on it.
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[quote name="E Runs"]
That would be another moment where the patent could just bite down on the cyanide capsule.
Anyways, how's it held up after another year of use? Pretty durable?[/quote]
You'd be amazed at the Max Hardcore punishment a Flesh Light can really take.
I've toured a few churches in Aurora and the local homeless shelter.
That would be another moment where the patent could just bite down on the cyanide capsule.
Anyways, how's it held up after another year of use? Pretty durable?[/quote]
You'd be amazed at the Max Hardcore punishment a Flesh Light can really take.
I've toured a few churches in Aurora and the local homeless shelter.
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[quote name="CLWolf81"]
Someone had to go there. Might as well have been me.
I'm seriously curious about it. I'm sure the guys here want to know her preferences, just to give us an idea....[/quote]
If you remember she did say it was free with the purchase of another toy - so she really didn't have a choice in the matter. And to quote a movie "it's not all about butt-hole pleasures"
Someone had to go there. Might as well have been me.
I'm seriously curious about it. I'm sure the guys here want to know her preferences, just to give us an idea....[/quote]
If you remember she did say it was free with the purchase of another toy - so she really didn't have a choice in the matter. And to quote a movie "it's not all about butt-hole pleasures"
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[quote name="CLWolf81"]
I have to admit, as soon as I saw your quotes today, I thought I was the only one that spit out coffee or soda onto my keyboard.
Thank god my keyboard was a $9.99 from Fry's. At least I didn't spit out soda onto my laptop... then I would have been a tad pissed, lol...
I must admit, though.... I'm a bit satisfied that one of my threads actually has more than 2 pages for a change. Thank you so much!!!! :dance:
Thank you, Bri for sharing us the entertainment value... Now back to the question we all want to know....[/quote]
Wow some people are adventurous. The kinkiest thing I've ever done is put mine in the freezer last week. It gives a whole new meaning to the term refreshing.
Anyway, Hun, it doesn't look very big. I think it stretches though. I hope so anyway. It is 7 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide. The scary part is that the hole where you put it is only about a quarter inch. You know you can use bubblewrap as a substitute.
I have to admit, as soon as I saw your quotes today, I thought I was the only one that spit out coffee or soda onto my keyboard.
Thank god my keyboard was a $9.99 from Fry's. At least I didn't spit out soda onto my laptop... then I would have been a tad pissed, lol...
I must admit, though.... I'm a bit satisfied that one of my threads actually has more than 2 pages for a change. Thank you so much!!!! :dance:
Thank you, Bri for sharing us the entertainment value... Now back to the question we all want to know....[/quote]
Wow some people are adventurous. The kinkiest thing I've ever done is put mine in the freezer last week. It gives a whole new meaning to the term refreshing.
Anyway, Hun, it doesn't look very big. I think it stretches though. I hope so anyway. It is 7 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide. The scary part is that the hole where you put it is only about a quarter inch. You know you can use bubblewrap as a substitute.
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[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]
Just put them in a box marked Christmas Ornaments.
**** it, you'll be dead (and have no reason to be worried)-- and he'll be topping of a tree that has a nice string of used anal beads on it.[/quote]
Odd part about this statement --- ironically, my dad is *** also.
I'm more afraid about getting his toys whenever he passes away. He never came out to the family, even though everyone suspects he's ***. Due to that, I'm afraid about what he's going to send me via his will, and I won't be surprised if its the sex toys.... and if indeed they are, I'm tossing them in the garbage.
Just put them in a box marked Christmas Ornaments.
**** it, you'll be dead (and have no reason to be worried)-- and he'll be topping of a tree that has a nice string of used anal beads on it.[/quote]
Odd part about this statement --- ironically, my dad is *** also.
I'm more afraid about getting his toys whenever he passes away. He never came out to the family, even though everyone suspects he's ***. Due to that, I'm afraid about what he's going to send me via his will, and I won't be surprised if its the sex toys.... and if indeed they are, I'm tossing them in the garbage.
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[quote name="BeastKeeper"]If you remember she did say it was free with the purchase of another toy - so she really didn't have a choice in the matter. And to quote a movie "it's not all about butt-hole pleasures"[/quote]
YEAH! It's about dirty-sanchezes(sp?)
This is something Adam and Eve does all the time. You order one thing and they send you a boat load of "aides" for free (kinda - usually throw in a nice little handling charge).
YEAH! It's about dirty-sanchezes(sp?)
This is something Adam and Eve does all the time. You order one thing and they send you a boat load of "aides" for free (kinda - usually throw in a nice little handling charge).
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[quote name="IceHogsFan"]
Yeah, thanks Bin Laden![/quote]
Had that happen on the way to Vegas years ago. Embarassing at the time but great story. 2 other women found them and took them out saying "what is this" and turning them on. Jako got a HUGE kick out of it and it delayed us getting onto the flight.
Oh and my mom actually found my first one when I was moving out. She quickly closed my nightstand drawer and moved to another part of the room. YOU NEVER open a woman's bedside nightstand unless you are prepared to see what is inside.
Yeah, thanks Bin Laden![/quote]
Had that happen on the way to Vegas years ago. Embarassing at the time but great story. 2 other women found them and took them out saying "what is this" and turning them on. Jako got a HUGE kick out of it and it delayed us getting onto the flight.
Oh and my mom actually found my first one when I was moving out. She quickly closed my nightstand drawer and moved to another part of the room. YOU NEVER open a woman's bedside nightstand unless you are prepared to see what is inside.
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