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[quote name="jakobeast"]



I keep telling her to go green. You know, rechargeable and earth friendly, but damn it, she loves the power.



You know they have hand cranked vibrators? Seriously, like a dildo with a hadle that rotates that stores that energy for the vibrator part.[/quote]



you know, that's both scary and intriguing all at the same time! Wonder if you can add some type of electric shock?



:dance:
 

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you know, that's both scary and intriguing all at the same time! Wonder if you can add some type of electric shock?



:dance:[/quote]



'Green' vibrators promise sustainable pleasure



By Jurgen Hecker (AFP) – Dec 15, 2009



DUBLIN — When world leaders in Copenhagen argue for days in knife-edge talks to save the planet, what more fitting way to relieve the tension than an environmentally-friendly vibrator?



The global sex toy industry is worth an annual 15 billion dollars (22 billion euros), and uses up a mountain of batteries in the process, many of which end up as toxic waste.



But now one Irish company reckons they've got the solution to shake up the market: a vibrator they are calling the world's first-ever "green technology sex toy".



The Earth Angel, described as "eight inches (20 centimetres) with a sleek white finish", is a wind-up vibrator which comes with a handle built into the bottom.



"You just flip out the handle, grab a hold of it there, and you just wind it," said Janice O'Connor, the co-founder with her husband Chris, of Caden Enterprises which makes the gadget.



"So for four minutes of doing that, you should generate enough power to give you 30 minutes of full-on, right-to-the top vibrations," she told AFP.



She added: "I've only used it a couple of times, and it's fantastic. It's very intense, and sometimes, at the top level, depending on the person that's using it, it can actually be too intense sometimes.



"That's why we have four different levels on it."



The vibrator is made of 100 percent recyclable materials and the couple hope it will encourage sex toy fans around the globe to do their bit for the environment.



"We want to change the way that people view adult toys and the adult industry as a whole," they said.



"We wanted to produce an environmentally-friendly sex toy that appealed to all consumers.



"Every industry has an obligation to do as much as they can to reduce the effects of climate change and by developing this new technology we hope that others will follow suit and look for alternative ways to design and manufacture their products."



Chris O'Connor is the brains behind the power-storing technology that he said could be applied to any small power device, such as electric toothbrushes.



He said climate change had been his primary motivation rather than sexy fun.



"When I was a child we'd have months of good weather," the inventor said.



"Now that's totally changed, 100 percent changed, in this country. And that's why I decided I'd try to make a change for the better, for the planet."



Public morality in Ireland is still traditionally Catholic, so producing the green vibrator there was out of the question - it is manufactured by a British-based company - while financing it proved an obstacle course.



But the O'Connors, both practising Catholics, believe God is on their side.



"In all fairness, wouldn't God want something that's green and that doesn't do any damage to the environment?" asked Chris.



An Earth Angel costs 70 euros (100 dollars) plus shipping costs and around 1,000 have already been sold to people seeking its special brand of "sustainable pleasure".



Copyright © 2010 AFP. All rights reserved.



I would just throw the link up here, but there were pics of the toys, and I thought that might violate some rule.
 

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Why can't they just make solar powered ones? I get dibs on that idea if nobody has taken it yet. I shall call it the Pretty Kitty Collection.
 

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[quote name="bri"]Why can't they just make solar powered ones? I get dibs on that idea if nobody has taken it yet. I shall call it the Pretty Kitty Collection.[/quote]



I know they make rechargeable ones.



Solar power would denote that it has to be used in direct sunlite, which I am all for, but some ladies may prefer the discretion of darkness.
 

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[quote name="jakobeast"]



I know they make rechargeable ones.



Solar power would denote that it has to be used in direct sunlite, which I am all for, but some ladies may prefer the discretion of darkness.[/quote]

Well Jako I think a lady could leave it out in the sun to charge and then use it at night. If they wanted to maintain privacy. It wouldn't be like those old solar calculators. :lol:
 

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I know they make rechargeable ones.



Solar power would denote that it has to be used in direct sunlite, which I am all for, but some ladies may prefer the discretion of darkness.[/quote]



I'm no rocket scientist, but can't they charge in sunlight during the day and store up the energy for night like those solar lights you can put in your yard.
 

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I'm no rocket scientist, but can't they charge in sunlight during the day and store up the energy for night like those solar lights you can put in your yard.[/quote]

Alright Bri we are on the same path here. We should retire to the lab immediately to begin work on it. :lol:
 

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Well Jako I think a lady could leave it out in the sun to charge and then use it at night. If they wanted to maintain privacy. It wouldn't be like those old solar calculators. :lol:[/quote]



I don't know if they make a solar cell that could collect and store enough energy for a dildo. Regardless, it's still not truly green. The material needed for the solar panel is still not good for the enviroment.



I don't think a lady would want her business sitting in the sun all day. Even in a window. Not to mention, depending on material, the direct sunlight may degrade the material. With all the phalate fears and already questionable material some adult toy manufacturers use, that could be an issue.



The government regulates food and drugs, and seemingly everything we consume. But not adult toys. Why? Because if they did, it would be tacit approval of sex. And all the bible thumping, sex fearing, "god forbid a woman have pleasure without the express meaning of procreation" douchnozzles would pitch a fit. I despise those *******. Stay outta my bedroom.



Whoa, sorry for the rant.
 

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[quote name="jakobeast"]



I don't know if they make a solar cell that could collect and store enough energy for a dildo. Regardless, it's still not truly green. The material needed for the solar panel is still not good for the enviroment.



I don't think a lady would want her business sitting in the sun all day. Even in a window. Not to mention, depending on material, the direct sunlight may degrade the material. With all the phalate fears and already questionable material some adult toy manufacturers use, that could be an issue.



The government regulates food and drugs, and seemingly everything we consume. But not adult toys. Why? Because if they did, it would be tacit approval of sex. And all the bible thumping, sex fearing, "god forbid a woman have pleasure without the express meaning of procreation" douchnozzles would pitch a fit. I despise those *******. Stay outta my bedroom.



Whoa, sorry for the rant.[/quote]

I think you should run for Congress Jako. These are the issues people need to hear about. Vote Jako in '10.
 

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Alright Bri we are on the same path here. We should retire to the lab immediately to begin work on it. :lol:[/quote]







Hun, don't you guys already have enough sex toys in Montana? What is they're called. Oh Yeah, Sheep. :lol:
 

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Yes sheep are good but sometimes you don't need to be in a relationship. So then sex toys are useful. :lol:
 

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[quote name="JOVE23"]This thread rubs me the wrong way.[/quote]



Then you're not doing it right. Switch hands.
 

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Then you're not doing it right. Switch hands.[/quote]



I could never cheat on my beloved.
 

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I could never cheat on my beloved.[/quote]



I see. Such fidelity. Surely you are giving a whole new meaning to the Song of Solomon passage, "I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine. . ."
 

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ladies ladies....i'll be at the westin downtown all next weekend.



just sayin
 

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[quote name="whiteevo"]ladies ladies....i'll be at the westin downtown all next weekend.



just sayin[/quote]



Don't forget to tip your waitress.
 

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Don't forget to tip your waitress.[/quote]



The tip will be in the form of a note, saying "Want some 'good vibrations'? Come to my room upstairs, and you'll be glad you did."
 

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[quote name="CLWolf81"]The tip will be in the form of a note, saying "Want some 'good vibrations'? Come to my room upstairs, and you'll be glad you did."[/quote]

He'll have to tell us what it's like to be forcibly removed from the premises of the Westin.
 

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