Any crazy ex stories?

[jakobeast]

I have heard some nutty ex stories lately. I am sure we all have. Or been party to having a nutty relationship or have something go horribly wrong. Sometimes you hear things from friends or coworkers and you wonder "why didn't you get out earlier/why did you let that happen/why didn't you try XYZ?". Have any good ones? Post em here. Maybe you can use this thread for some therapy or maybe you will find someone situation is similar and you can get a better gasp on what you're dealing with. </p>


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[The Count Dante]

I am a firm believer that every man has a "kryptonite" woman: A woman that can manage to break all your rules and basically owns you in every sense of the word.</p>


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I know I have a kryptonite.But I think I will keep those to myself out of shame. Because i look back at some of it and wonder why one woman was able to do what all others have not. No, I dont even keep the means to contact Kryptonite, but I know she has the means to contact me... And while I havent been crippled by the stone of my home planet in a long time, man, all it would take is probably 1 properly placed call or hell, even email for me to be all:</p>


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[jakobeast]

I absolutely agree. I think every man has a "the one" out there.</p>


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I have a few stories under my belt, and lord knows I am trying to learn from them.</p>


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I had a chick once that would come after me swinging. Full on trying to hit me. I would do nothing except grab her arms to prevent the strikes. Her being Irish and extremely fair skinned, she would bruise. Then she would go around to people and say I beat her. Got away from eventually, thank the good FSM.</p>

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I had an ex that didn't go away.</p>


After we broke up:</p>


She landed a job at where I worked.</p>


Transferred schools to attend the one I went to.

Moved to the same apartment complex one building over.

Tried to befriend my sister.</p>


Stalked me through an entire 2.5 year relationship and into the one with my now-current wife.

Scenarios got weird.

I would go into work early and she'd be waiting for me at the front door. My boss did nothing to help me in that regard. He asked me "Are you man or a mouse?" Great. My boss was a fucktard. What exactly does a man do in that situation? </p>


She would show up unannounced and try to force her way into my apartment. She was successful on one occasion and I had to forcefully remove her as she yelled at the top of her lungs "Get your hands off of me!" I bet my neighbors thought very highly of me.

Out of all of the batshit craziness was a person who was okay when things went her way.


She went on to marry one of my childhood friends.

If they ever get a divorce I'm buying a case of beer, a lawn chair, plenty of lube and head over to their house. I'm going to jerk off on their front lawn as she goes insane. It's worth it.</p>

 

[jakobeast]

5 bucks says she comes back for you.</p>

 

[R K]

<shaking head>  I lose more and more respect.</p>

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

I had a chick I was dating take me out to a nice and expensive dinner, take me to a concert with seats very close to the stage, went out for some more drinks, and during my after rumpus piss told me that she wanted to break up.   Recognizing that kind of crazy is not worth trying to fight for, my response was "you could have told me before 5:00 pm and I could already be sleeping.</p>


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She has tried to contact me from time to time in the 13+ years since then.   I bit on it a couple of times, be the last time I responded she was trying to hook me up with one of her close friends because she wanted her friend to get laid so she would be less aggressive.   The catch was her friend was also into furries.</p>

 

[jakobeast]

And how much did your suit cost and what animal did you choose?</p>

 

[jakobeast]

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<shaking head>  I lose more and more respect.</p>
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Good. When you want to know the whole story, grow a pair and talk with me, not to me.</p>


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This isn't about you. This isn't even about what you think it is. </p>

 

[R K]

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Good. When you want to know the whole story, grow a pair and talk with me, not to me.</p>


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This isn't about you. This isn't even about what you think it is. </p>
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No shit it's not about me.  As for growing the pair go **** yourself.  My pair is fine.  I take care of my shit.   </p>

 

[jakobeast]

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No shit it's not about me.  As for growing the pair go **** yourself.  My pair is fine.  I take care of my shit.   </p>
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Then worry about your own shit.</p>

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

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And how much did your suit cost and what animal did you choose?</p>
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Platypus. You know what they say about the size of their bills.



She was a bear, but I am not so sure she wore a costume!</p>

 

[jakobeast]

I have a friend that date a gal for about 4 months. It just didn't work out, we have all been there. Little chemistry, didn't like the same things and so on. They parted way, he thought cleanly. Turns out she was just a touch nutty. he started running into her at all his normal hang outs and even saw her car around his apartment. Luckily he got a job offer in another state and promptly moved. He hasn't heard from her since, and is hoping he doesn't. Poor bastard.</p>

 

[jakobeast]

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Platypus. You know what they say about the size of their bills.



She was a bear, but I am not so sure she wore a costume!</p>
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For a long time, I thought the furry culture was just a giant joke on the world. I honestly didn't think it really existed.</p>

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

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For a long time, I thought the furry culture was just a giant joke on the world. I honestly didn't think it really existed.</p></blockquote>
Oh it exists, but I am joking about participating. I knew who this girl was and she was crazier than the one I dated.

 

[The Count Dante]

See that is ultimately the problem.</p>


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The crazier they are, the better the... relations. You can never control crazy, only enjoy it. </p>


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And a furry? I aint got no shame, I will dress up as Tony Hawk, I aint a-scared.</p>

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

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See that is ultimately the problem.</p>


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The crazier they are, the better the... relations. You can never control crazy, only enjoy it. </p>


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And a furry? I aint got no shame, I will dress up as Tony Hawk, I aint a-scared.</p>
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Yup.</p>

 

[TSD]

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For a long time, I thought the furry culture was just a giant joke on the world. I honestly didn't think it really existed.</p>
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a dude recently died because he let himself get fucked by a horse(and it like ripped his colon apart or something). Nobodies sexual appetites surprise me anymore.</p>

 

[The Count Dante]

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a dude recently died because he let himself get fucked by a horse(and it like ripped his colon apart or something). Nobodies sexual appetites surprise me anymore.</p>
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I dunno about "recent" but that video still floats around in the internetwebs... Mr. Hands. It was actually funny... until you realized that the 1000lbs animal of pure muscle was not going to be controlled. </p>

 

[MassHavoc]

I can honestly say I must be an annomoly or something because none of my relationships ended so poorly that either of us went batshit crazy on each other. There isn't an ex that I couldn't still hang out with and have a drink and not worry about things being too crazy. I mean I had some ex's with problems but don't we all? And it was nothing that really affected the relationship after it ended. And at the end of the day I got lucky and ended up with my wife who is the best of all of them, even though she is batshit crazy at times. But then again so am I.</p>