Any crazy ex stories?

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See that is ultimately the problem.</p>


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The crazier they are, the better the... relations. You can never control crazy, only enjoy it. </p>


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Yup.</p>
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I will third that and the motion carries.</p>


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Nuts in the head, wild in the bed.</p>
 

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I can honestly say I must be an annomoly or something because none of my relationships ended so poorly that either of us went batshit crazy on each other. There isn't an ex that I couldn't still hang out with and have a drink and not worry about things being too crazy. I mean I had some ex's with problems but don't we all? And it was nothing that really affected the relationship after it ended. And at the end of the day I got lucky and ended up with my wife who is the best of all of them, even though she is batshit crazy at times. But then again so am I.</p>
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I'm in a similar boat; except I've not run into any of my exes since breaking up; in all cases it was just "over and move on."</p>


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I think it's less of an anomaly and more of just got fucking lucky. </p>
 

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I can honestly say I must be an annomoly or something because none of my relationships ended so poorly that either of us went batshit crazy on each other. There isn't an ex that I couldn't still hang out with and have a drink and not worry about things being too crazy. I mean I had some ex's with problems but don't we all? And it was nothing that really affected the relationship after it ended. And at the end of the day I got lucky and ended up with my wife who is the best of all of them, even though she is batshit crazy at times. But then again so am I.</p>
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You sir are a lucky man. Or you just have really high standards and aren't lulled in by the Sirens.</p>
 

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I'm in a similar boat; except I've not run into any of my exes since breaking up; in all cases it was just "over and move on."</p>


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I think it's less of an anomaly and more of just got fucking lucky. </p>
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Its hard to run into them when they are 6 feet under.</p>
 

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You sir are a lucky man. Or you just have really high standards and aren't lulled in by the Sirens.</p>
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Haha... you know I can't afford to have too high of standards.... look at me for god's sake.hahah</p>
 

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Haha... you know I can't afford to have too high of standards.... look at me for god's sake.hahah</p>
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You ginger ****.</p>


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I dunno. I wouldn't kick you outta bed for eating crackers.</p>
 

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I was so happy my baby came out ginger.... I hope it sticks.</p>
 

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I was so happy my baby came out ginger.... I hope it sticks.</p>
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I dunno. A fiery red head is a thing of beauty. Dangerous even. Perhaps a little violent.</p>
 

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She'll love it. Built in excuse for everything.</p>
 

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I dunno. A fiery red head is a thing of beauty. Dangerous even. Perhaps a little violent.</p>
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EUUUUWWWW!!! GROSS! GINGAHVITIS Needs to be stopped!</p>
 

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She'll love it. Built in excuse for everything.</p>
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And no soul to worry about, so there's that...</p>
 

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Love redheads...</p>


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EUUUUWWWW!!!!</p>


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All those freckles... and the stretchy skin... and the cankles... and the... EUWWW!!!</p>
 

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Had an ex that was both crazy and a redhead. Made for some super fun bedroom shennanigans.</p>


She was on some bipolar meds that were dangerous in that they are frequently used in suicide attempts. After I broke up with her I took the bottle for a few days and left her the two days of meds. Gave her the bottle back two days later and found out the next day she was in the hospital because she took the rest of the bottle after I gave it to her. She recovered without any ill effect that I know of.</p>


The worst part was that we had a school project that we were on a team for so we had to work together for a good month after that.</p>
 

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Had an ex that was both crazy and a redhead. Made for some super fun bedroom shennanigans.</p>


She was on some bipolar meds that were dangerous in that they are frequently used in suicide attempts. After I broke up with her I took the bottle for a few days and left her the two days of meds. Gave her the bottle back two days later and found out the next day she was in the hospital because she took the rest of the bottle after I gave it to her. She recovered without any ill effect that I know of.</p>


The worst part was that we had a school project that we were on a team for so we had to work together for a good month after that.</p>
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You mean.... no ill affects from the bottle, but all her others ones still persisted.</p>
 

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