Any crazy ex stories?

[BiscuitintheBasket]

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This went from nerd talk to yo mamma jokes. Neat!</p></blockquote>
In the woods

 

[The Count Dante]

<div>USMC Choir and Ensemble Presents:</div>
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<div>My Girl is a Vegetable </div>
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<div>My girl is a vegetable</div>
<div>She lives in a hospital</div>
<div>But I would do anything</div>
<div>To keep that girl alive</div>
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<div>She has a green TV</div>
<div>It is called an EKG</div>
<div>But I would do anything</div>
<div>To keep that girl alive</div>
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<div>She has no arms or legs</div>
<div>That's why we just call her "Pegs"</div>
<div>But I would do anything</div>
<div>To keep that girl alive</div>
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<div>Sometimes I play a joke</div>
<div>Pull the plug and watch her choke</div>
<div>But I would do anything</div>
<div>To keep that girl alive</div>
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<div>My girl had eyes so blue</div>
<div>Too bad that she lost those too</div>
<div>But I would do anything</div>
<div>To keep that girl alive</div>
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<div>She likes pureed food</div>
<div>Sucks it down with a plastic tube</div>
<div>But I would do anything</div>
<div>To keep that girl alive</div>
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<div>My girl ain't got no eyes</div>
<div>Just two sockets full of flies</div>
<div>And I would do anything</div>
<div>To keep that girl alive</div>
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<div>She can't suck my dick</div>
<div>All that she can do is spit</div>
<div>now I won't do anything </div>
<div>to keep that girl alive.</div>

 

[BigPete]

Ha!!!!   I just told my wife about that cadence a few weeks ago.  She had never heard of it.  Her first husband was a Jarine but he never shared too much Corpsology with her.  I think we saw something on TV and it totally reminded me of that cadence and I started singing it.  She was like, "WTF are you singing?"  Funny shit man!</p>

 

[CLWolf81]

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However, it is up to CL if she wants a group like this showing up at her door</p>


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I love you guys!!! Thanks everyone!!!

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I've still got vodka in my freezer and some Angry Orchard lying around.... a roadwatch would always be good.  </p>