I would bet you any amount of money that I do not have an alt on this site. Any.
You think everyone's got an alt when in reality, it's much simpler. You make useless posts constantly. You rarely talk football on a Bears football forum. You whine about someone being mean or disliking your posts in 75% of your posts. It's repetitive, annoying and adds nothing to the discussion. The reason you attract so many people dunking on you all the time is because you're too damn stupid to understand that your useless posts are the reason people can't stop dunking on you.