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brett05

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You mean, when are you buying me lunch? It's going to have to be on a day off of school. Perhaps Presidents' Day.

It's going to have to be on a day I have off of my job. Let me check if I am off for President's Day
 

SiDe WaYs

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Are we going to get hover boards soon?

Will we ever see Scarlett Johansson sex tape?
 

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Is this you in the pharmacy?
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Why do drivers that tailgate think it is going to get them where they want to be faster? Is it bad to slow down and flip them off so I can see them go crazy?
 

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I keep anxiously checkin to see about that sex tape
 

DC

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as a man gets older why does his sack seem to stretch farther and farther down

Funny you should mention that. I was checking out my bad self after a shower yesterday and noticed the Ole sack was hanging WAY lower than normal. It looked like it was smiling at me like a double chin. I couldn't stop laughing.

Next stop cancer I suppose.
 

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What does and ulcer feel like?


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Where the hell is ask me anything Gus?
 

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My favorite teams
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  1. Chicago Bulls
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  1. Nebraska Cornhuskers
  2. Villanova Wildcats
Are we going to get hover boards soon?

Will we ever see Scarlett Johansson sex tape?
2015 is going to be a big year. The Cubs beat Miami in the World Series, wearing two ties is going to become fashionable, freeze dried Pizza Hut comes hot and ready in 15 seconds, and yes - hover boards will come to us.

Unfortunately, we hardly ever get the things we want. As such, we will never see a Scarlett Johansson sex tape.
 

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