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huh? lol
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do you fart when you cry?
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I think it's the other way around. I honestly think people don't like to admit it, but they are much happier than they think they are.
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yes, but I am always farting, so I also fart when I don't cry.
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Wife says I'm good enough for her.
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My stepdad shit his pants at work the other day so he went into the bathroom and cut his underwear off with his buck knife and flushed his tighty whities down the toilet. This is the second time it happened this year.
He told me mom not to tell anyone, and she said, ''oh, I won't tell anyone except, Brian'' and he got all mad cuz he knows I'll **** with him about it.
He is the shittiest/fartiest motherfucker I've ever met.
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Did he cry? I fear we are getting off topic though
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No, he didn't cry, he just plungered his draws down the toilet and went back to work.
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I've only pooped myself at home but I will save it for another thread.
Moving on, Gustavus, Stones or Beatles? Bonus question:Clapton?
Moving on, Gustavus, Stones or Beatles? Bonus question:Clapton?
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Gus, why do men have nipples? I never understood why. Is it so if they grow up to be bloggers they can feed their kids?
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If you're asking me which I prefer it would be the Stones. If you're asking me where I place them in terms of rock history, they are both in my top 5. It's amazing to me the longevity the Stones have had as a band, and amazing to me how much the Beatles still influence bands. It kind of makes me feel good to see something like the Stones, and then see McCartney but not feel nostalgic because they were something from before I was born, but that they all still remain relevant to this day.
As for Clapton, I think he's shit. Clapton is contemporary music for middle management types who wear socks with their sandals. As he went solo, so did any edge he had.
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(agreed on stones and clapton)
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Interesting question, one that I'm sure botfly would have a much easier time answering but I'll give it a shot.
If I had to guess, I'd say the embryo as a baby is forming kind of 'defaults' female. That default status is what gives us men nipples. I'm sure somewhere in the past they were worth something, but as evolution took over they went the way of the tailbone, and weren't needed for men.
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like the spleen, appendix, and gallbladder?
why do only some intersections have left turn signals and in chicago, only the ones who need them least?
why do only some intersections have left turn signals and in chicago, only the ones who need them least?
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Unfortunately I've given up on figuring out what or why things done in Chicago make sense. Best as I can tell, it keeps the right people working, and its leverage for certain alderman. Business as usual.
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So, will men eventually not have nipples? Or will men that blog only have them? They could call them impact nipples.
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Gynecomastia is indeed an affliction for many male bloggers beyond 35.
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sadly I think you are right, just like repaving in december (when you know they will be repaving again in may). I approached my alderman at our neighborhood street festival to air my concerns and he excused himself to a port-a-potti.
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Too many shit spores in those Porta-Johns