Ass or Titties?

[Nelly]

I don't remember where I heard it but there's a theory or a declaration out there somewhere that basically says that if you're a tits guy, you're effectively a man baby harkening back to the glory days of being in mom's lap. If you're an ass man, it means you're a real, grown-up man that wants a woman who can bear some children for your mature, grown-up self.

Dem titties tho.

 

[Heidenlarm]

I don't remember where I heard it but there's a theory or a declaration out there somewhere that basically says that if you're a tits guy, you're effectively a man baby harkening back to the glory days of being in mom's lap. If you're an ass man, it means you're a real, grown-up man that wants a woman who can bear some children for your mature, grown-up self.

Dem titties tho.

Them thick child bearing hips. Didn't mind a good set of mammaries if they come with a big ass.

 

[Nelly]

Them thick child bearing hips. Didn't mind a good set of mammaries if they come with a big ass.

I'll spare the board my sophisticated and nuanced perspective about dem titties and ass as not to elevate this place out of "dive" bar status. You're (all) welcome.

 

[Heidenlarm]

I'll spare the board my sophisticated and nuanced perspective about dem titties and ass as not to elevate this place out of "dive" bar status. You're (all) welcome.

You do you and enjoy you. Ain't here to criticize. I mean unless you paint your nails like Caleb. I kid

 

[Heidenlarm]