Bacon or Sausage/Do we have it all wrong?

[SilenceS]

The dumbest thing America ever did was ask bacon or sausage. Mother ******, I want both.

Also, we live in a sad time where you have a choice of biscuit or toast and you choose toast cause mofo's dont know how to make a biscuit anymore.

And last but not least, if you make omelette and the ****** comes out brown at me. Im going to eat it but Im gonna suggest you go to egg cooking school ol weak ass, cant cook on high heat mofo.

 

[Ares]

The dumbest thing America ever did was ask bacon or sausage. Mother ******, I want both.

Also, we live in a sad time where you have a choice of biscuit or toast and you choose toast cause mofo's dont know how to make a biscuit anymore.

And last but not least, if you make omelette and the ****** comes out brown at me. Im going to eat it but Im gonna suggest you go to egg cooking school ol weak ass, cant cook on high heat mofo.

My brane when I "brown" eggs I'm cooking.

 

[HeHateMe]

Now we know who is bringing home the bacon
Or rather, making it at home.
What do you use to properly slice your magic space bacon?

I like it thick so just a santoku. But I do have a meat slicer I could get out of the crawlspace if Maggie Raptor needs that thin crispy cut.

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

fresh smoked bacon is the shit