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You need the gospel. Bacon in a pan is old testament. Bacon roasting in the oven frees us from the old laws that condemn our bacon transgressions. The pharisees wouldnt even touch swine but if they did, they would fry it up in a skillet, thinking that the next coming of bacon would be revealed in the future. You, my friend, are a bacon jew.
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You are not funny.
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Pit bulls should be banned
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That's funny. I was voted Funniest Poster of 2013 on here. Maybe I lost a step. I will work on it. Please forgive me.
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From what? Living?
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Yes......wait....that was a different thread...my bad.
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Why are you up so early on a Saturday anyway?
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When my dog dies, I will harvest her DNA to help create my next perfect dog. Or I will just rescue another Pit. Pitbulls are amazing dog specimens that I am very passionate about. I hope you are trolling with your banning comment...
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I was exhausted last night and went to bed at 8. I woke up at 3 from a horrible dream about my dog mauling some hippie. Now I'm a little tipsy after watching a romantic comedy.
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I am. My position is really that stupid people should be banned from owning pits. Or stupid people should be banned period. That would work.
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I firmly agree. Stupid people should not have pets or children.
My dog was neglected and abused as a puppy. I rehabbed her in 3 months and now she's been our family pet for 10 years.
If someone wants a dog that they can abuse and that will still fight until they are dying just to impress their master, the pitbull is the perfect beast. It's unfortunate that people don't see how amazing they are beyond the whole dogfighting thing.
My Lulu took to herding cattle at her first exposure to them. Simply amazing how smart and efficient she was, and that was at 4 years old. She still does better than a freaking boarder collie that has much more experience and was bred solely for that purpose.
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So, you are NOT a Christian?
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Anyways, back to bacon. sometimes when i roast it (the one true way) i like to sprinkle brown sugar or baste it with maple syrup. Is that sinful or Godly?
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Baking it also makes it shrink less and stay flatter
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Thats not true. I tried to troll you and made light of our Christianity for the sake of amusement. In a way that is a means for me to evangelize, but it was also disruptive, so for that i apologize.