Bears Journal

[DC]

(My first entry)

Dear Bears Journal,

Why must there be an offseason? Also, I started watching S.O.A. on Netflix and I don't get it. Is this a show for chicks?

Your buddy,

DC

 

[Bigfoot]

Dear Bears Journal,

I have been neglecting my Posse chatzy bros, and haven't been hanging out with them watching the Friday night Cops marathon. As well as keeping up on Lethal Weapon with my bro ole. Also I haven't been disliking anyone when Ares sends me the all disliked aboard alarm.

Gibbs

P.S Realized I shouldn't have put the disliked alarm in here, hopefully no body will see other than the Posse.

P.S.S Guess I need to spend more time at the CCS, cause I have no idea what is going on in here.

 

[Nick80]

Dear Bears McGibblets,

This is just a quick thanks for all your Dear Blogging and in reply to your Lima Bean entry, well done.

Lastly, Well done.

Always and forever

The Limey Chuffer.

 

[HeHateMe]

Dear bears diet,
I procured beets green beans and a chubby carrot from my garden that are roasting in the oven. Smoked cured chuckroast to make pastrami on the weber. Feels good man.

Hhm.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Dear Bears Journal,

Enclosed is a picture of a kayak that was struck by lightning. I fear Cago and all his lima beans have been vaporized.

Sincerely,

Nature's a *****

 

[KittiesKorner]

What did you do today, Ole69?

Dear sculpt,

I worked from 7 to 6 and got told by my boss I need to radiate positivity if I ever want to move up.

Yours,
Corporate cog

 

[Hbkrusso]

Dear sculpt,

I worked from 7 to 6 and got told by my boss I need to radiate positivity if I ever want to move up.

Yours,
Corporate cog

have u tried telling them to **** themselves I use this on my boss everyday and im tellin ya im on the path to a successful early death in my dead end masonry job.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I got caught calling them a **** a couple years ago

 

[Hbkrusso]

it feels better when your lookin the bastards in the eye when ya givem the old go **** yerself line bro....its like an orgasm that lasts 5 mins and u didn't even have to do anything to make it happen

 

[KittiesKorner]

There's just the whole being terminated for cause thing

 

[malcore]

Dear sculpt,

I worked from 7 to 6 and got told by my boss I need to radiate positivity if I ever want to move up.

Yours,
Corporate cog

Dear ole,

Srsly?

****.

Yours,
Goddam

 

[Hbkrusso]

There's just the whole being terminated for cause thing

lol well for me it matters not im a phone call away from workin for his competition so the shit stain just has to take it

 

[Hbkrusso]

dear bears journal

tomorrow at work im gonna call my boss a **** and then say dat ones for the ole69'er mang cause yer sister must be his boss so **** both of u


hbk out

 

[Monk]

Dear Bears journal,



Long time listener first time caller. I love neckbeards. Also, have you seen the Netflix show The Killing? Its so freaking good man. New season August 1st.



Peace,



M

Sent from X's pocket. With my mind.

 

[Bears_804]

Dear Bears Journal,

Being a tenured lurker makes me feel creepy.

xoxo

 

[Leon Sandcastle]

DaPhuq is going on in here?

 

[AHSIllini32]

I was just there the last couple of weeks. I trailered my wave runners all the way there expecting to enjoy the river and then it fucking rained for like 4 days and drove the water back up to Special person levels... so painful.

Haha yeah we've been shit on big time with rain.

Yep. Moving to Davenport in a couple weeks.

Goodbye and good riddance, Texas.

Nice, grew up in Moline and live in Rock Island now. Welcome back!

 

[Sculpt]

Dear sculpt,

I worked from 7 to 6 and got told by my boss I need to radiate positivity if I ever want to move up.

Yours,
Corporate cog

He might be right. At the very least, as Sammy Davis Jr famously said at his roast, "The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don’t give a damn about you."


If your boss didn't give a damn about you, or didn't think you could move up, he wouldn't bother giving ya any advice. Then again, maybe he just wants you to stop making everybody depressed.

I don't know if "radiating positivity" equals moving up in a company... I would think it has more to do with being able to get things done... which if you're management or delegating, it's requires getting other people to get things done. Lot's a different styles there. I prefer positive bosses over assholes for sure.

 

[KittiesKorner]

that's the thing. my boss is the most negative person I know, and, naturally, we react in kind, but enough about me. I don't want to steal the journal's thunder

 

[xer0h0ur]

I don't know about all that. Some people are plain old insufferable morons. In fact we have enough of those around here for you to know better sculpt.