Bears release Cody Parkey

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I spent way too much time trying to figure out how to just post this gif but I'm too stupid
so here's a link. Shred me if you will

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On a computer you should have a picture icon where you just post the link in.

On a phone, it's harder. I just put the link between image tags.
 

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Now that we all have celebrated, let's remind ourselves there is only a 50-50 chance next year's kicker is better.

:)
 

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$9M guaranteed (signing bonus + 2018 salary + 2018 roster bonus + 2019 salary + 2019 roster bonus)

I thought they might have saved the roster bonus by cutting him but that was guaranteed too.
 

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Nobody gonna miss that guy
 

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Now that we all have celebrated, let's remind ourselves there is only a 50-50 chance next year's kicker is better.

:)
I'll take those odds over the 0-0 odds with parkey still on the team
 

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We barely knew ye, Cody, sail on, brother someone...
 

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Fuck yeah they didn’t let his cap hit get in the way
 

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He seems like a good person... So I wont wish ill-will on him. I'm just glad I NEVER have to see him kick a football for the Bears again. Amazing how someone bad at their job can get fired and inherit millions in severance, so to speak.

Redford Jones, make us all proud.
 

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Ryan Pace has completely bungled the kicker position during his entire tenure.
 

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Adios, motherfucker.

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