Bears release Cody Parkey

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The only thing better would be if Nagy had called into the Today Show and cut him live on air.
 

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I expect the Bears kicker will be Gould next yr. I thin when FA opens up it is announced # called it.
 

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I expect the Bears kicker will be Gould next yr. I thin when FA opens up it is announced # called it.

49ers talking of franchising him just to spite us for Mack
 

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Farewell, Parkey, I knew you lacked the warrior spirit from the get go.
 

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Now if the league changes the rules to give bonus points for kicks that hit the uprights, we know the gods are against us.
 

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Everytime I want to believe, I am forced to remember that Ryan Pace is still a ****ing idiot.

The Bears are now officially carrying a $5.1 mil dead cap hit from a fooking kicker into the 2019 season.

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How does the Parkey signing rank among Pace's free agent busts? I'd say it's in the running for the worst, right up there with the Glennon signing. Markus Wheaton was pretty bad, too.
 

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How does the Parkey signing rank among Pace's free agent busts? I'd say it's in the running for the worst, right up there with the Glennon signing. Markus Wheaton was pretty bad, too.

I'd say its the worst. At least Glennon and Wheaton didn't actually cost us anything that mattered in the W/L column. Then put vomit on top of the shit sundae by crying to the media about Football not defining who they are. Fuck off Cody!
 

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I wonder if any team will actually sign him
 

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If he gets picked up by another team is son of that cap spaced recouped?
 

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No that only applies to coaching which doesn’t affect cap anyways just teams operating cost
 

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In terms of crap contracts,

1. Sims
2. Parkey
3. Glennon

Wheaton made 4 mil and was an easy cut.
 

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You’re a f***ing idiot.

Just a reminder:

The Bears are now officially carrying a $5.1 mil dead cap hit from a fooking kicker into the 2019 season.

I had nothing to do with that. That is all your boy Ryan. Please forward all your obscenities to him going forward.

Thanks.
 

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The Bears are now officially carrying a $5.1 mil dead cap hit from a fooking kicker into the 2019 season.

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Better than carrying Parkey into the season. When he lined up to kick, the fear was palpable. I like Pace but this kicker thing has been a thorn.
 

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