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A big fucking bee was in my van and stung me in the neck. Hurt like a ***** and not feeling so good now. Thinking about taking some Benadryl. The fucking weirdest things happen around me. I need to stay inside more. Some beer will probably help.
 

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Google bee stings. I'm too lazy. Benadryl will help.

And, as always, my advice is to start drinking heavily. Though I don't know how that affects benedryl so take it topically.
 

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If you're not allergic to bees, I've had the best luck with calamine lotion.
 

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What did you do to piss it off?
 

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Nothing that I know off. Well I did kill a nest of these big striped bee/ hornet /wasp things and this was one of those. About 1.5 inch long and seem to hold a grudge. Will make sure I kill all of them next time.
 
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All summer I got stung by wasps twice a week on average. They really fucking hate straight/semi trucks.
 

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Fun fact of the day: Bees ARE racist, the color black infuriates them. If you want to avoid them, wear bright and light colored clothes.
 

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A big fucking bee was in my van and stung me in the neck. Hurt like a ***** and not feeling so good now. Thinking about taking some Benadryl. The fucking weirdest things happen around me. I need to stay inside more. Some beer will probably help.
Van? Hmmmm..........
 

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Taco was helping me do some yard work on the expansive Omelet Estate. There is a planting bed with a huge rock formationat the far end of the property. While eradicating some weeds a swarm of bees rose up from the ground like a Phoenix from the ashes. They were all over me and I began to furiously swing my arms. In my panic I tripped over one of those huge bolders and fell flat on my face. The bees were merciless as they stung me repeatedly. Once i gained my composure I plotted my revenge. I filled a soda bottle full of gasoline and waited till dark when the bees returned to their underground home. I poured the gas into that opening and stuck the bottle in to stop their escape. The next morning they were dead, all dead and I laughed manically. Unfortunately, I never saw Taco again
 
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I actually never been stung, and it makes me nervous because I don't know if I'm allergic. I know you don't die the first time, but still hahaha
 

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Taco was helping me do some yard work on the expansive Omelet Estate. There is a planting bed with a huge rock formation is at the far end of the property. While eradicating some weeds a swarm of bees rose up from the group like a Phoenix from the ashes. They were all over me and I began to furiously swing my arms. In my panic I tripped over one of those huge bolders and fell flat on my face. The bees were merciless as they stung me repeatedly. Once i gained my composure I plotted my revenge. I filled a soda bottle full of gasoline and waited till dark when the bees returned to their underground home. I poured the gas into that opening and stuck the bottle in to stop their escape. The next morning they were dead, all dead and I laughed manically. Unfortunately, I never saw Taco again
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I've been stung multiple times by anything that can sting you. The best thing over the counter is cortisone cream. Calamine lotion is worthless. Some of those stings will stick around and bug you for a week or longer, but the cortisone cream works the best. Get the 1 1/2 % strength or stronger if available.
 

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I've been stung multiple times by anything that can sting you. The best thing over the counter is cortisone cream. Calamine lotion is worthless. Some of those stings will stick around and bug you for a week or longer, but the cortisone cream works the best. Get the 1 1/2 % strength or stronger if available.
Taco prefers rubbing cactus on bee stings without removing the needles
 

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Most of the time people think they've been stung by a bee, they've been stung by a wasp.
 

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