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Bee stings
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Stop fucking up my killer wasp that was pretending to be a bee thread.
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I've never been stung by a bee or wasps and now I'm terrified because I feel like I haven't built up a tolerance for the pain. Worried I might react the same way a little kid would.
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It honestly doesn't hurt that bad unless you actually witness the sting as it happens. To me it's a sharp pain, followed by temporary burning, and then it itches like the worst mosquito bite you've ever had.
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I've been stung so many times that I sometimes go into anaphylactic shock if stung and sometimes have to go on a 3 day prednisone binge depending on the stings.
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Not funny...reported.
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Did you call the cops?
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Yes and they shot him.
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The real question is:
Does a bee sting in the asshole hurt more or less than on the testicles?
Does a bee sting in the asshole hurt more or less than on the testicles?
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Don't want to know.. In the neck sucks.
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Was riding a motorcycle once about 60 MPH or so.
One flew into my helmet jammed up just in front of my ear.
Let's just say unpleasant.
Had to look funny though.
Glad you made it Urblock.
One flew into my helmet jammed up just in front of my ear.
Let's just say unpleasant.
Had to look funny though.
Glad you made it Urblock.
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I always imagined Urblock as a rugged farmer type dude. May have to re-evaluate.
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Pussy that is afraid of wasps that look like bees that are angry motherfuckers. That's me. :yep:
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Good. He deserved it.
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Last week, a couple minutes after I walked inside, I saw a bee just sitting on my finger on my left hand. Now that I've seen this, I can tell you it was not a bro... oh no. A normal person's reaction would have been to just swat this not bro off themselves but... I'm not normal. I instead wondered why this bee...or wasp as the case really was... was just sitting on my finger and had not already stung me. I've been stung before by both bro and not bro and while I'll feel the pain of the sting like anyone else would, it has no effect on me. It will hurt for about 5 minutes or so but there will be no swelling or anything else. A mosquito bite will actually leave more of a mark on me than a bee or wasp sting will. So knowing these things don't affect me, I didn't have the normal freak out reaction others would normally have.
Anyway as I saw this not bro just sitting still on my finger I wondered... did he just die there?... does he just want to be my friend?... So I reached for him with my opposite hand to gently pluck him off my finger and see exactly what was up with him. As I did that he stung a finger on the hand I was reaching with and that's when I knew he did not want to be my friend and he was not a bro.