Big Z is back in the baseball!

[SilenceS]

The Phillies signed Big Z to a minor league deal. Wonder if he has a shot at their rotation with Halladay future uncertain. Minor league kids beware. Z could go Mike Tyson on you and threaten to eat your kids.

 

[patg006]

:dontcare:

 

[SilenceS]

:dontcare:

Im sending that to Z. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

 

[85Bears4life]

 

[KBisBack!]

Kinda ironic seeing as some of our 'experts' were puffing out their chests that not one team would give him a chance.

Whoops.

 

[CSF77]

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[dabynsky]

Kinda ironic seeing as some of our 'experts' were puffing out their chests that not one team would give him a chance.

Whoops.

Called this post...

 

[dabynsky]

On the topic at hand, it will be interesting to see what Z has left in the tank. His performance in Miami was not good by any measure, and I would be surprised if he was used beyond a middle relief role in the near future. But if you had told me at the start of April that Kevin Gregg would stablize the Cubs bullpen as a closer I would have been equally shocked. #YCPB

 

[KBisBack!]

Called this post...

Congratulations.

 

[KBisBack!]

His performance in Miami was not good by any measure,

Unless of course the measure is Chris Volstad.

Then his performance looks pretty darn good.

 

[dabynsky]

Unless of course the measure is Chris Volstad.

Then his performance looks pretty darn good.

Was not aware of Volstads becoming a statistic or metric for measuring pitcher...

 

[JosMin]

Was not aware of Volstads becoming a statistic or metric for measuring pitcher...

Really? You haven't seen the Volstad Pitching Matrix on the back of every baseball card sold now?

 

[dabynsky]

Really? You haven't seen the Volstad Pitching Matrix on the back of every baseball card sold now?

My goal in life now is to create the Volstad Pitching Matrix...

 

[JosMin]

My goal in life now is to create the Volstad Pitching Matrix...

So what you're telling me is that you plan on taking a huge dump on a paper plate, lighting it on fire, and seeing how closely the burning plate of shit resembles whatever pitcher we're trying to compare it to?

 

[chibears55]

zambrano is way ahead of volstad in Gatorade machine smashes, fighting catchers, and breaking bats

so yea statistically volstad is far behind big z

 

[KBisBack!]

Was not aware of Volstads becoming a statistic or metric for measuring pitcher...

My mistake.

I made the first direct statistical comparison of two players traded for each other in the history of sports.

How totally and completely unreasonable of me.

 

[KBisBack!]

zambrano is way ahead of volstad in Gatorade machine smashes, fighting catchers, and breaking bats

so yea statistically volstad is far behind big z

Also in Innings Pitched, Strike Outs, ERA, Quality Starts, SHO and any other actual meaningful pitching stats as well as the made up ones that whiny fans complain about.

 

[dabynsky]

My mistake.

I made the first direct statistical comparison of two players traded for each other in the history of sports.

How totally and completely unreasonable of me.

Semantics

Splitting Hairs

Agenda

:fap:

 

[chibears55]

Also in Innings Pitched, Strike Outs, ERA, Quality Starts, SHO and any other actual meaningful pitching stats as well as the made up ones that whiny fans complain about

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wow dude, you really need to loosen up your panties...
you call out ppl on here for being whiney and the only ones i see on here constatly whining about everything is you and a couple of your buddies..

you really need to remove that dark cloud over your head, life is too short to worry about what a baseball team does or doesnt do as much as you seem to do...

 

[KBisBack!]

Semantics

Splitting Hairs

Agenda

:fap:

BS

Censorship

Power Trip