Boobaby1
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Okay. Let me get this straight since I care about what you are desperately trying to say with this statement above.
Quite frankly. It didn't make much sense, initially, until I thought about it.
I'm always trying to be more efficient with added creativity when having to "go alone."
Corrrect me if I'm wrong. I am only speculating.....
1) You remove your shirt while or before the tears start.
2) Drop your drawers (if worn) to ankle levels and remove one sock.
3) Remain at 45 degree position, or higher, while sitting down, for optimal tear flow.
4) Let the tears run dowm your chest onto your fist, which is then absorbed by the sock, to provide a natural lubricant. Do you recommend shaving your chest hair first, if the belief at the time is, that there could be the chance at an unwanted intruder ?
5) Finish
6) Go to step three and repeat, until out of socks.
Let me know if this is a fair assessment, of what may clearly and accurately be, a staple to your daily practice as a productive human being on this Earth.
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