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so possibly all is needed is an opaque plastic screen cut to size.

The way they deal with invasive pigeons here in Vegas is these little spike balls that prevent them from enjoying landing in their favorite spot. Its 2 dollars worth of steel spikes/spokes.

It would be annoying to put up and down everytime you park but likely you only have to do it long enough to break the habbit, not forever.
Cardinals are your soul mates
 

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But they wouldn't land there if they can't see their reflection.
You might be right, but the problem arises when you have to remove the bag every morning..It would have to be tied down at night..That means a new bag every day...What I ordered was a removeable bag that has drawstrings..Probably does the same thing, but it can be reused every night
 

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maybe hire one of the chain wallet lesbians from main street asheville to stand guard one night and murk the bastard?
 

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in order to do so you would have to stop clotheslining them when you cruise down the strip on your honda gold wing
 

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Its a good thing you don' t own an Audi, you would have the whole car covered in bird shit.
 

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I have 3...
1...The wife uses
2...is a workshop
3...is storage

Man if you've got 3 fucking garages, just build a 4th one... ****.
 

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or rent a garage from your neighbor. I'm sure you all get along famously?
 

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well do you want to solve the cardinal problem or not?
 

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