Bird Problem

[Ares]

I thought about it...The 3 I have are under the house...the 4th one would be detached, and Id hate to see what the tax assessor would do to my taxes

Oh they'll **** your taxes.

Just connect like a phone line to the 4th garage and say it is "attached" to the house.

Then when they say that doesn't count, do the following.

1. Get pissed and yell ****
2. Say "FINE. I'LL CONNECT THE FUCKING THING"
3. Nailgun a 2x4 to your house in a random af spot
4. Nailgun as many 2x4s together until you connect the garage and house.
5. Yell "IS IT CONNECTED NOW, MOTHERFUCKER?"
6. Hold nailgun and stare, as if you might use it on them if they say no.

Plz video tape this.

 

[Nail Polish]

Oh they'll **** your taxes.

Just connect like a phone line to the 4th garage and say it is "attached" to the house.

Then when they say that doesn't count, do the following.

1. Get pissed and yell ****
2. Say "FINE. I'LL CONNECT THE FUCKING THING"
3. Nailgun a 2x4 to your house in a random af spot
4. Nailgun as many 2x4s together until you connect the garage and house.
5. Yell "IS IT CONNECTED NOW, MOTHERFUCKER?"
6. Hold nailgun and stare, as if you might use it on them if they say no.

Plz video tape this.

Ill run a 2x4 from the new garage to the house...Thats attachment...lmao

 

[Ares]

Ill run a 2x4 from the new garage to the house...Thats attachment...lmao

 

[Nail Polish]

Oh they'll **** your taxes.

Just connect like a phone line to the 4th garage and say it is "attached" to the house.

Then when they say that doesn't count, do the following.

1. Get pissed and yell ****
2. Say "FINE. I'LL CONNECT THE FUCKING THING"
3. Nailgun a 2x4 to your house in a random af spot
4. Nailgun as many 2x4s together until you connect the garage and house.
5. Yell "IS IT CONNECTED NOW, MOTHERFUCKER?"
6. Hold nailgun and stare, as if you might use it on them if they say no.

Plz video tape this.

When the house was being built, we placed a staircase from the 1st floor to the 2nd that ran behind the rock fireplace...We attached a nice railing to the rock....The inspector said I needed a 2nd railing on the opposite side of the staircase (total nonsense).. The problem was, on that side, the only thing to attack a railing to were 2 -8x8 posts holding up the beam which held up the 2nd floor..

The builder grabbed a 12' 2x4 and screwed it to the 2 posts, and said.."There it is"...The inspector said.. "That looks like something you will take down the minute I leave"...the builder replied.."You learn fast"

The inspector left and the railing came down

 

[truthbedamned]

lol@ you and that Goldwing

Please tell me you don't own a Goldwing

 

[Nail Polish]

Please tell me you don't own a Goldwing

I dont..

 

[truthbedamned]

I dont..

Thank God

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Dementia boy can't even knock down a bird nest lmao.

 

[Nail Polish]

Dementia boy can't even knock down a bird nest lmao.

 

[Crystallas]

Jerk off on the mirror, mark your territory

 

[Ares]

Jerk off on the mirror, mark your territory

Have you been reading my diary?

 

[Crystallas]

Have you been reading my diary?

Yes, but I said jerk off on the mirror, not in front of.

 

[Ares]

Yes, but I said jerk off on the mirror, not in front of.

Six of one, half dozen of another.

 

[KoreanBear]

Put up a big ass scarecrow in your driveway. Scare away the neighbors too. 2 for 1