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I wonder if omelet has ever been to another continent, regardless of golf. I have my doubts. He is so provincial.
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He probably has been to Wisconsin and Iowa.....those are continents to him.
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Dear Ommy,
So I play golf at my local club. One of our members is a real pain in the ass. He treats women like shit, cheats on his wife, you know the type. And the guys don’t like him, either. He brags about things he shouldn’t, he’s basically lived off his daddy’s money, he lies all the time, everyday, and even does so on Twitter. He is a bit of a closet racist, too. And on top of this he cheats at golf. He lies about his score and his handicap. He is so bad that a famous sports writer wrote an entire book about is obnoxious behavior and cheating on the course. Cheating his friends, business partners, and, well, everyone.
How do you play with a person like this?
So I play golf at my local club. One of our members is a real pain in the ass. He treats women like shit, cheats on his wife, you know the type. And the guys don’t like him, either. He brags about things he shouldn’t, he’s basically lived off his daddy’s money, he lies all the time, everyday, and even does so on Twitter. He is a bit of a closet racist, too. And on top of this he cheats at golf. He lies about his score and his handicap. He is so bad that a famous sports writer wrote an entire book about is obnoxious behavior and cheating on the course. Cheating his friends, business partners, and, well, everyone.
How do you play with a person like this?
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You can do better than this
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Just tell Tardigrade you won't play with him
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No one that fearful of other cultures and skin colors has left the continent for any meaningful period, I #calledit about him years ago.
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Please tell us more about what real men do, then go running to @zack54attack and @Rush crying like a little ***** because the meanies are picking on you again.
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You play with tRump?
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REAL MEN DON'T PANDER FOR THE APPROVAL OF OTHER MEN
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Jab, it's a sign of education.
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Real men whine to other men half their age over perceived injustices on a sports message board, then go stroke their sound bar for consolation.
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You can do better than that. Try again
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You avoided the question, but if you have never traveled outside of North America, and you are retired, and do have the funds, you should go and see some the world and meet some of the people in it. It's pretty amazing.
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Yeah, hard to imagine a rich, retired dude who carries a single digit handicap hasn’t done Scotland.
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Because I don't like links golf, idiot
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I thought it was because of your nubs
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Bullshit.
Or apparently you also don’t like legendary courses, history in general, golf history, tradition, seeing new things, different cultures....
Likely the worst, gutless, excuse for not taking the time and money to play historic courses I have ever heard. I have not heard a person who allegedly enjoys the game give such a horse-shit, (probably) cheap, excuse in my life.
FWIW, when we went it was one of the best golf experiences of my life. To real golfers out there, if you are fortunate enough to have the time and resources, Scotland (St. Andrew s specifically) is a great experience.
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