Burger Cheeses

[Hawkeye OG]

I actually always get the tomato, take it off the burg, and eat it with a little salt an pepper.

But actually on a burger.... No thanks.

Also, why tf do they put an ENTIRE slab of raw onion on a burger? It just seems wasteful as 90% of it gets taken off. Would be better with a medium amount of finely dice red onions imo. When it is literally a slab of onion I just find that disgusting.

I agree. I’m not 12 so I’d never ask a place for “no tomato”. Sometimes I’ll eat it on and other times I’ll just take it off. I much prefer just pickles and onions. Lettuce is fine to if it’s fresh

 

[Ares]

I'm not a fan of "burger height".

My jaw does not unhinge unlike seemingly 99% or roughly halve of all Americans.

 

[ytsejam]

I'm not a fan of "burger height".

My jaw does not unhinge unlike seemingly 99% or roughly halve of all Americans.

 

[Burque]

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That looks fucking disgusting.

 

[ytsejam]

That looks fucking disgusting.

Yep!
Got lots of tomatoes on it.

 

[ytsejam]

I agree. I’m not 12 so I’d never ask a place for “no tomato”. Sometimes I’ll eat it on and other times I’ll just take it off. I much prefer just pickles and onions. Lettuce is fine to if it’s fresh

 

[MarkoBrook]

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This is not a burger, this is a war crime.

 

[Burque]

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I'd actually eat that... Looks like cherry tomatoes which I like. If someone took the time and effort to fuss about with cherry tomatoes in such a way to give em a burger kick, damnit I'm in.

 

[Burque]

Ok now I'm all fucked up, sitting here contemplating tomatoes as burger buns and how that couldn't ever be viable and it hit me.

Fried green tomatoes used as a replacement for a burger bun. You could bread them in corn starch and label it as a gluten free options and charge 4 bucks extra for it!

 

[Ares]

Ok now I'm all fucked up, sitting here contemplating tomatoes as burger buns and how that couldn't ever be viable and it hit me.

Fried green tomatoes used as a replacement for a burger bun. You could bread them in corn starch and label it as a gluten free options and charge 4 bucks extra for it!

Make it like those KFC Doubledowns

 

[DC]

Make it like those KFC Doubledowns

Okay, never had one of these but I gotta know. Is this the ultimate "I'm so fucking wasted" food or what? I see that and envision myself eating it over a sink after dunking it into ketchup/bbq sauce at 2am. Has anyone here ever had the privilege?

 

[Burque]

Okay, never had one of these but I gotta know. Is this the ultimate "I'm so fucking wasted" food or what? I see that and envision myself eating it over a sink after dunking it into ketchup/bbq sauce at 2am. Has anyone here ever had the privilege?

I haven't ever had one personally, but I have heard people stump for them as a legitimate drunk food 100%. Apparently they are a 2500 calorie bomb of goodness when you are smashed.

 

[Burque]

Make it like those KFC Doubledowns

This is precisely the concept except the fried chicken patties are fried green tomatoes and you put a decent burger pattie inst the middle. I think if you advertised it as the gluten free drunken burg you would have a bunch of vodka drinking idiots lined up for it.

 

[FozzyBear]

Make it like those KFC Doubledowns

Dont care for KFC, but this thing is legit

 

[HeHateMe]

I'm surprised @Spartan hasn't come in here to tell yall how unketo burger buns are and how you are all going to hell for eating carbs and being stupid and fat and baby killers.

 

[FozzyBear]

Okay, never had one of these but I gotta know. Is this the ultimate "I'm so fucking wasted" food or what? I see that and envision myself eating it over a sink after dunking it into ketchup/bbq sauce at 2am. Has anyone here ever had the privilege?

Very high every time I ate one. Which turned into 2 a couple of times.. Never had one sober. Havent had one in nearly a decade.. Also, no longer smoke.

I still prefer other shit when wasted. I wouldnt call it the ultimate wasted/munchie food

 

[ytsejam]

I'm surprised @Spartan hasn't come in here to tell yall how unketo burger buns are and how you are all going to hell for eating carbs and being stupid and fat and baby killers.

No one likes soppy burgers.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I'm surprised @Spartan hasn't come in here to tell yall how unketo burger buns are and how you are all going to hell for eating carbs and being stupid and fat and baby killers.

And then leave the thread thinking he owned everyone and that his responses were completely normal and not coming off as a potential mass shooter

 

[HeHateMe]

And then leave the thread thinking he owned everyone and that his responses were completely normal and not coming off as a potential mass shooter

"You're not even real! Alts don't eat cheeseburgers' I am completely sane and everyone else is stupid except Elon Musk and me!"