Buying a new gun, home defense

[Chief Walking Stick]

Pith Helmet

Is that one where you can put miller lite cans in with a straw going down to your mouth?

 

[HeHateMe]

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Can you easily modify it to hold beer?

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Looks like something AussieBear would wear.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Looks like something AussieBear would wear.

Would it fall off during coitus with a kangaroo?

 

[xer0h0ur]

I have one of these bad boys guarding the premises. If it was designed to take out a flock of ducks it can certainly handle a gaggle of fucktards.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Would it fall off during coitus with a kangaroo?

Likely. Satisfying three vaginas is quite involved.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I have one of these bad boys guarding the premises. If it was designed to take out a flock of ducks it can certainly handle a gaggle of fucktards.

Nice.

 

[Shantz My Pants]

I think of this skit every time someone says their thinking about or have a gun to "defend their home".

http://youtu.be/lL8JEEt2RxI


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[botfly10]

imo, buying a gun to defend against home invasions introduces far more risk that it eliminates.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

I have one of these:

 

[HeHateMe]

imo, buying a gun to defend against home invasions introduces far more risk that it eliminates.

That is a discussion for B&I, not the Bar.

 

[Popinski Soda]

That is a discussion for B&I, not the Bar.

Agreed. I've rather enjoyed this thread, please don't turn it into an argument over gun control or what have you.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Guns are for cowards.

I have a machette. You break into my place and I am taking off one of your legs and then calling the cops. Have fun gimping it up in prison, asshole.

I agree with you man. I don't need a machete either. I just need the Rock Bottom and People's elbow. Gets them every time.

 

[remydat]

I am more of a sword guy. Have two daisho (katana and wakazashi pairs), two tantos, and one big ass Nodachi. Great for decoration and also for fucking someone up.

 

[Popinski Soda]

So i finally decided i'll just use one of my current firearms (probably my judge) if i need that kind of firepower. I'm also gonna pick up a machete from menards and get a laser scope for it. thanks for the help guys!!!

Don't forget to zero it. You may wanna get a bayonet for your machete as well -- for "close encounters", or if your machete fails.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Guns are for cowards.

I have a machette. You break into my place and I am taking off one of your legs and then calling the cops. Have fun gimping it up in prison, asshole.

Machetes are nasty, unless you happen to have a piece of 2x4 handy to block...it's over.

Even a firearm in a tight area would only have 1 round before losing a limb....better be a kill shot.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I personally don't care to own a gun but also dont give a shit if anyone else wants too.

I'll just get a couple of big dogs and be done with it.

 

[Popinski Soda]

I personally don't care to own a gun but also dont give a shit if anyone else wants too.

I'll just get a couple of big dogs and be done with it.

but wut if its bigfoot doe and he eatz your dogs?

 

[Penny Traitor]

I am more of a sword guy. Have two daisho (katana and wakazashi pairs), two tantos, and one big as Nodachi. Great for decoration and also for fucking someone up.

.....ooo....can I change my vote?

I had a sword I took from an uncle's attic after he died, but I seriously have no idea what happened to it. I moved around a lot for most of the nineties and it just got lost somewhere along the way. Problem is my narrow hallways. During a home intrusion...the machete would still be more practical.

I do not care how hard you are....they is a good two second WTF? delay on any movement from any person suddenly seeing a six foot shadow and a fucking machete.

*swoop*

*thud*