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****** is still badass. Bastard put a bite on me 2 hrs ago. Still fucking bleeding. !8 pound demon.
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Cats blow
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I hate how people let their cats walk on the kitchen counters and stuff like that. Keep them on the floor where they belong.
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Sadly, your cat report might be the most interesting thing on CCS as I check in this morning...
Glad your old pussy is still causing you problems.
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I've never understood why some men hate cats and think they're for women. They're independent, self-sustaining, athletic, and excel as hunters and killers. They're everything the average Bud Light drinking action movie watching mouthbreathing goober male sports fan should like :shrug:
Watching them box a German Shepherd ten times their size is pretty entertaining too.
My ideal retirement is a house in the country surrounded by animals and nature of all kinds.
Watching them box a German Shepherd ten times their size is pretty entertaining too.
My ideal retirement is a house in the country surrounded by animals and nature of all kinds.
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I'm probably gonna grow my own weed too.
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Yeah.
We have 2 and they're awesome. Except when the fat one farts. Holy hell.
My buddy lived on a farm in Indiana growing up and told me stories of how he raised cats, and there was one who was the baddest ass of the group. She was older, maybe in her early teens when one morning he looked out the window. She was out in the field and a hawk dove to take her out. The hawk picked her up to take her away and she killed it a few feet off the ground after she was scooped up.
Bad. Ass. Cat.
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Completely agree. There's this place in Nevada. Out in the country. Nice ranch with a pool and bunnies everywhere. I freaking love bunnies! Would be the perfect place to retire. Here's a link: www.bunnyranch.com
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Does your cat have a boil?
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I hear ya...recently we adopted another cat...A young Manx (no tail genetically) who occasionally drops a shit that smells so bad it could eat the rivets out of a pair of Levis.
And yes, she did dook late one night causing my wife to wake up and accuse me of Dutch Oven'ing her.
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Did she dook on your bed?
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No, thankfully none of that ever from Holly or Firefly (yes, there is a Sci-fi theme to the way she named our cats). This was in the litter box in another room. I had to clean the litter box out because I was laughing so hard. To this day I have no clue what the hell she ate that caused her to drop a MOAS (Mother-of-all-shits, an ass-bomb that smells so bad it violates most of the Declaration of Universal Human Rights)
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We have a larger Victorian home and the cat's boxes are in the basement.
When the fat one shits, look the **** out.
When the fat one shits, look the **** out.
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On a more serious note, glad to hear the cat is alive and well 
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That's fucked up!
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Was playing with him tonight and he went psycho and nailed me twice. Bleeding again. That fucking cat. My cat.
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The cat is fun and they won't let me fix the Bears.
Staff online NOW
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bamainatlantaYou wake him up, you keep him up