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I don't know how hockey got started as a sport given that 10% of participants had to be the goalie.
(coach of first hockey game) "Ok little Johny, you go stand over there. Tom is going to start with the puck. When he slides it to you skate really fast. Ronald do the same on the other side. Jerias and Gonzo you are going to defend."
(Fat Frank) "what about me coach?"
(Coach) "Oh...you are going to go stand between those pipes with the net behind it and we are going to take turns slapping pucks off your face."
Everyone but Frank. "yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yipppeeeeee eehhhhhh"
(coach of first hockey game) "Ok little Johny, you go stand over there. Tom is going to start with the puck. When he slides it to you skate really fast. Ronald do the same on the other side. Jerias and Gonzo you are going to defend."
(Fat Frank) "what about me coach?"
(Coach) "Oh...you are going to go stand between those pipes with the net behind it and we are going to take turns slapping pucks off your face."
Everyone but Frank. "yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yipppeeeeee eehhhhhh"