One time I was waiting in line in Valois for breakfast..The guy in front of me was wearing two pair of pants..One over the other..Problem was, he only had one belt. He had the belt thru the belt loops of the outer pair on his right side..Then he looped the belt thru the belt loops on the inner pair on the left side. Plus, he was talking to himself.. I later asked a guy at the table next to me who that guy was. He told me he was some brilliant professor at the U of C, and I shouldnt even try to talk to him..The way he described him now reminds me of that guy in "A Beautiful Mind"...Extremely intelligent but crazy as a loon....lol..I took his advice
The owner of that place is funny as hell..His name is Spiros (go figger) and his main cook was a guy named Leddy..What a couple of characters!
Some of the local cops told me that every morning at about 5 AM, Leddy would come down LSD at about 90 mph in his old beater that had NO muffler at all. He was always late...None of the cops would write him a ticket cause then they wouldnt get any breakfast from him..Kind of like the Soup Nazi..