Confession

[DrGonzo]

I am Keyser Soze. Wait, are we still doing confesions?

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Yes! That must be the only reason!


Edit:

Ok... the non smart-ass answer:
Aldi wants you to pay a .25 cent deposit on the cart so that you are encouraged to return the cart to get your quarter back. What that does is it keeps the carts close to the store. They're not paying someone to shag the carts and they're not sitting in the parking lot rotting in the weather, getting damaged or causing damage. It's only part of what they do to keep costs down... and considering the average Aldi customer would probably kill someone for a quarter, it's actually pretty effective.

Your love for Aldi's is admirable I must say lol

 

[Omeletpants]

Yet you read and comment about mine...you're a hypocritical dicklicker.

Cause you are "special"?

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Cause you are "special"?

You two really should get together for smokie links, chips and Sprite and some manly bonding.

 

[Dogstar]

Your love for Aldi's is admirable I must say lol

Well, since this is a confession thread...

I have a shopping cart fetish and I keep one of theirs in the basement. It's got the cutest little coin slot... barely used. Worth every quarter.

 

[Monster]

Well, since this is a confession thread...

I have a shopping cart fetish and I keep one of theirs in the basement. It's got the cutest little coin slot... barely used. Worth every quarter.

Plus if hard times come and you're on the street you have a way to move your shit around.

Win/Win

 

[Omeletpants]

Why do the homeless get the best shopping carts?

 

[Monster]

Why do the homeless get the best shopping carts?

They have time to test drive.
Usually leaving me the one that sounds like a freight train and pulls right.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Cause you are "special"?

Omelet I mean this with all due respect, go **** yourself raw.

 

[Omeletpants]

Omelet I mean this with all due respect, go **** yourself raw.

**** you, shit for brains

 

[Defense Wins]

I like to take my grocery carts home since I live in a broke down trailer by the river.

 

[SilenceS]

**** you, shit for brains

What I tell you about posting angry?

 

[Omeletpants]

What I tell you about posting angry?

Tell Warden. He started the shit. Why dont you read the thread progression before you comment?

 

[SilenceS]

Tell Warden. He started the shit. Why dont you read the thread progression before you comment?

I did. Why are you posting angry?